Strange Deranged Beyond Insane

We returned to Goodrich Cemetery and found something that doesn’t feel human!

Melissa

A knock on metal. Then another. Then a breath we didn’t make. Our return to Goodrich Cemetery in Bruce Township spiraled from a routine night investigation into a layered mystery where human history collides with something that refuses to act human. We followed names—Thomas, Timothy, Catherine—through Find a Grave while the cemetery answered with loud hits on the truck, a clear male scream on playback, and a shadow that slipped between headstones like it knew the map better than we did.

We unpack the original “crawler” encounter near the flagpole—eyes like snowy TV screens, a long body that rose and watched—and compare it with fresh activity: running footfalls around the vehicle, tree branches snapping without wind, and that unmistakable breathing while both of us stood outside with the doors locked. The language shifted too. Replies referenced crossing over, “hidden here,” and then darker markers: lizard man, Abaddon, scythe, banshee, even “El Cucuy,” pointing us from standard ghost lore toward elemental or cryptid territory. Our friend Tom’s theory of a localized, non-human entity gained traction as we asked direct questions about origin, boundaries, and whether this land carries a curse.

Between jolts, we kept the method honest. Raw audio, minimal editing, side-by-side phone debunks, and a working map of family plots across a cemetery that feels larger once you step inside. We set clear safety lines—love and light only, no attachments—and outlined next steps: county records, plat maps, daytime surveys, fixed cameras on the flagpole quadrant, and a controlled return on a moonless night to test the “when” just as much as the “where.” If Goodridge holds both veterans and boogeymen, we want to document how those layers meet.

Hit play for the field recordings, the living research, and our evolving theory on whether Goodrich is haunted by the dead—or inhabited by something older. If you’ve walked those rows or captured evidence nearby, share your story, subscribe for the follow-up, and leave a review with your take on what we caught.

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SPEAKER_02:

If you dare to step into the shadows with Strange Strange Beyond Insane, the podcast that explores the airy, the unexplained, and the downright unholy. From haunted places and chilling urban legends to mysterious disappearances and true encounters with the supernatural. We uncover the stories that keep you awake long after the lights go out. If it's strange, we dig it. If it's deranged, we tell it. If it's beyond insane, you will hear it here. Welcome back, everyone, and this is your host, Melissa. So to top off the spooky season, I am bringing some new content. I want to talk about tales too twisted to be fiction. And of course, your weekly dive on the world's weirdest haunts. We love those topics. And you know, if you think about it, it's because the truth is stranger and more deranged than you can even think. So let's really top this one off with October. Well, it is now October 13th. It's 1129 p.m. 13th's my favorite number, it's my lucky number. So let's go. Okay, so we are going to revisit Goodridge Cemetery in Almont, Michigan. Now we've had some experiences out there. Well, you know all of us, we love these cemeteries, and um, besides this one, it was always pioneer where we had all the experiences. But, anyways, if you look up Goodrich Cemetery, Almont, Michigan, um, this is what the AI overview says. It says, yes, the area ground Goodrich Cemetery is considered haunted. Those specific reports are not from the cemetery itself. Now, they're going off my podcast, and we'll it actually we'll get into that, but we did report that the actual cemetery is where we've seen this quote-unquote crawler. It has been subject of paranormal investigation, and one podcast recounts a sighting of a crawler creature in the vicinity. Other local legends and alleged paranormal activity have been reported, but it's important to note that these are, you know, based on basically your opinions and when you were out there, and they're not officially confirmed. Because why? Nobody is an ex expert in the paranormal field. Now, it shows reported activity. One podcast, Strange Strange Beyond Insane, details an alleged encounter with a creature called a crawler. Now, we just called it a crawler. Um, that's not a scientific name. Anyways, it says um that it's described as a smoky, slinky entity with static like eyes, which they experience near Goodridge. See, you know how it realize how it says like near Goodridge Cemetery, because they don't want to give the cemetery a bad name. But it was literally inside the cemetery underneath the flagpole with the light. Um it says other reports. The same podcast mentions other harrowing tales of paranormal encounters from various cemeteries in the area, adding a layer of authentic details to the claim of paranormal activity in the Goodrich area. Um I think they're talking about when we were saying like Pioneer is not, I think Pioneer Cemetery is like 20 minutes from there, not even. And then of course it says non-confirmation. While some visitors have reported experiencing a creepy feeling or seeing strange things, others have visited and not experienced any paranormal phenomena. The paranormal claims are not officially confirmed, and the reports are based on individual experiences. Okay. Um, so that is our episode. If you guys want to go back and listen to it, it's from June 5th, 2024, and it's called Face to Face with the Unknown. The crawler in Goodridge Cemetery off Kidder Road. So it is off Kidder Road in Elmont. But, anyways, um, so an old paranormal group that I was a part of doesn't really do anything in the field anymore. Um, they went out one night to the cemetery for, you know, old time's sake and got the shit scared out of them. Um, literally. I think one girl almost passed out and felt really sick, yada yada yada. So word spread, and they called up my other friend, and they were like, Yeah, we were looking up shit on this Goodrich Cemetery, and there was this really good podcast episode, and we were like, Oh, yeah, that's what we experienced. And then they were like, Oh, we realized that it was Melissa, it was her podcast, and I'm like, that's awesome, right? Um, we're not enemies, we don't, we're not on talking terms, but it's from years ago, you know. Again, it was an old group that I was a part of, and the group kind of like split up and did their own thing, but I just felt that that was so rewarding that they were so interested in that episode, and that it helped confirm what they felt there and what they seen. Um, so, anyways, that was like right after I had the baby. So I think Jack was, I don't know, maybe two weeks old. And I said, you know what? After he's about a month, I want to go out there. And we did. And I could not believe how active it was because we haven't been out there in a while. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play you guys a series of recordings that I have from you know recent visits, like the last few weeks. Um Carissa was out there with me, also Christina and Tom were out there with me, and Tom is very interested in like figuring out what's going on out there because there's there's a lot going on. So just um sit still and listen to all the chaos. And again, you guys, of course, we get off topic in our conversations, we forget that we're that we are recording, and we're like, oh shit. But it's funny, and I like to keep it authentic, and I really don't like to go through and edit like my recordings too much because I feel like it tells a story, you know, and I want you guys to feel like you're actually there with us, whether it was, you know, two weeks ago or a year ago recording. That's why I do it that way. And you know what? That's the way I like it. And some people like to over-sature oversaturate in editing, and it's just something I try not to do. And I've I've been pretty consistent throughout this couple years podcasting, so I intend to keep it that way. But, anyways, here we go. Alright, so postpartum since baby. Baby's one month, well, 12-12, so baby's actually one month in a month. One in a day. Jack came into the world very dramatically. We have not done a podcast, and well, you have not done your podcast. I still haven't sitting there waiting. That's what she tells me now. I do. So it's been what, like three months since we did a podcast? Yeah, something like that. Alright, so today's date is September 17th. It's 1212. Oh, make a wish. So September 17th, 2025. A lot has happened. Yes. Uh, we'll get into that later. But tonight we're gonna let you go ghost hunting with us. Yeah. We are at Goodridge Cemetery in Almont. Is that the same as Bruce Township, too? I'm sorry, Bruce Township. I get those confused. Bruce Township. Um, one of the old teams I used to be on. Actually, I'm wearing their shirt. Still shout out to um Chicks Chicks and Spirits. Yep. Yep. Um, they came out here. Sorry you guys, my brain is well, mama mush. Yeah. Okay, so they came out here and had an experience, and I guess they listened to one of our Kidder Road Cemetery episodes. And they felt the need to tell Kiki, and Kiki told me, and I just relayed the message to Krista, and I guess they had some crazy shit happen to them. So we're gonna see if any crazy shit happens to us. And you're gonna hear how ridiculous we are. Yeah, we talk about 20 million things. Brad lost his life. Okay, so Brad again. But the thing is, okay, so you guys, there's this website called Find a Grave, and I use it religiously when we go out. I try finding the names that are coming out, and unfortunately, I haven't I did not see a Brad. I wonder if I try Brad as the last name or Bradley. I'm resting at the back. Oh. Okay. I'm resting at the back. And then they said standing too. Yup. Let me try Bradley. Zick, show me all of the words. No, still no Bradley. There's gotta be something around here. That doesn't mean that he's here though. Right? Like he's buried here. That's true. That is true.

SPEAKER_01:

Is there anybody else that wants to talk to us? Did you hear that? Yeah, on top of the car. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02:

I heard that. Another knock.

SPEAKER_01:

Yep. Dude, I hope we're getting this on recording. Like that it's audible.

SPEAKER_02:

Can you knock again? That was weird. That was definitely a knock. Yeah, it was. It was a faint knock, but it was a knock. Okay, do you wanna play a game? I'm gonna knock, and then I want you to knock back at me, okay? Ready? Your turn.

SPEAKER_01:

Is this the cemetery that we saw those fairies?

SPEAKER_02:

No. What what cemetery was that? That was out this way. That was before Bruce Township. Okay, but I am in the right vicinity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Van Dyke. Okay. That was some crazy shit that we saw. That blue light, like, well, at first it looked like a dragonfly. Yeah. Then it got like bigger, and then it was like a ball of light. I'm like, did you see that? No, did you see that? That was fucking wild. We've seen a lot of shit. Yes, we have. I know we've talked about it before, but I think our biggest fear is not the paranormal when we go investigating. Our biggest fear is finding somebody deceased in the cemetery. And it just happened. I literally was talking to Paul about that earlier today. I'm like, I've been telling Carissa for years. Our biggest fear. And I told Paul, I said, if that happens, we're gonna have to call 911. We're gonna get a question. He's like, Oh, I know you won't be home right away. I'd straight up tell him, Look, we got kids at home, so we're gonna tell you what happened. But I told Paul, I should have my body cam on. Yeah. Because at least that'd be evidence. Like, hey, look, you could literally see us walking. Like we had, you know. And like, we know we have nothing to do with anything. Like, that's not the issue. The issue is you still have to go in, you have to be questioned. Questioned, yeah. You know, then you have to be on tra like pray for a trial. If there were if it was homicidal or something. Right. You're definitely gonna be a per person of interest. Yeah. 100%. But at least we'd be together at one just like that's why I like. No, we don't. Ooh, a foul smell. Smells like hot garbage. Ooh, I just gotta whiff it. Ooh. Ooh. Sorry. No, just kidding. No, that's definitely not a fart. That's like a that's like a hot garbage day. Oh god. You don't smell. As long as we don't start smelling sulfur or anything like that. Oh, that smells like rotting garbage. Oh, fuck. This cemetery just has a great vibe. Yes. The layout is so weird. It doesn't make sense because they're really not in rows, like, of any clustered together in like little parts. Yeah. Maybe that's how they did it back in the day, though. I don't know. But your family plot just back then you had to be rich to even have a plot. Yeah. Most people just got thrown in with like a wooden stick. Mm-hmm. That'd be us. I thought it was really cool when we went to Fairfield Infirmary where we learned about the cemetery. And that's probably like that everywhere. What, where they bury the patients? The pulse of the cosmos. Where they bury the person up and down, not they probably do that everywhere. Yeah. Timothy. Alright, let's see if there's a Timothy here. Well, yeah, because hello, like you said, there's never new cemeteries. No, because it's all rented.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, Thomas. Thomas.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, let me look up Thomas. Timothy first, and Thomas. I didn't come up with a Timothy. What does the pulse of the Cosmos mean? I don't know. Oh, Northern lights. We're supposed to be able to see them.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, look at I found two Thomases. One was a private.

SPEAKER_02:

He was only 29. Aw. Thank you for your service. I'm gonna pull this up. Flowers have been left. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01:

He was in the 22 Michigan Infantry Civil War. Um, and born in 1835 and passed away in 1864. And then there's a Thomas Thurston. See if there's anything.

SPEAKER_02:

Hmm. No, but that's a cool looking. Well, that's the one that's all the way in the back. Yeah. That's his name's Is that the Thurston? Uh he was 43, so I'd still say he's pretty fucking young. I I made contact with him years ago when I first came here. Oh yeah? Yeah, with uh Corissa. Oh, okay. She got freaked out. I think I was using Tom's spirit box. Yeah. See? Hello? Are you playing games? Yes, we're trying to collect evidence. I wonder if this is coming through on my recorder. Like my presence.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, we like everybody. Are you happy that you have somebody to talk to? Can you tell me what your last name is? I'd really like to find out who you are so I can come visit.

SPEAKER_02:

Excuse me, your headstone, and pay respects. Well, let's start with saying tell us a fun fact about yourself. Oh, me? No, the oh, the ghost. Yeah, Chrisa. Can you hear me, my fanny? I sure can. Don't touch my fanny too hard. Oh, I'm dead. What are you gonna do about it? Do it one more time. Like, whenever we're sitting in the dark, like, if I lived over there, I would totally fuck with the oh my god.

SPEAKER_01:

That just freaks me out a little. Holy shit. That was loud.

SPEAKER_02:

That was really loud. Is there anything behind us? Can you put your car in reverse and look in the light? Dude, that was fucking loud. I wish it's hard about someone fucking with us. Mm-hmm. Holy shit. Ooh, I lost my breath, girl. Of course, the first night out after pre-baby. It's gonna be crazy. Fuck yeah, it is. Okay, how we want it. Say the prayer about nothing coming, leaving with us. Only love and light can see us. We are invisible to all negativity and evil. We am and are honored within our space. We only observe energy. We do not absorb it all day and all night. Amen. I wonder if that light ever goes out. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01:

Can you make one more noise on the car? That was loud as fuck. Yeah, it was. Let's see if there's a canon.

SPEAKER_02:

Wouldn't that be crazy if there was a canon that died at a hundred? That would be insane. I'd be like, that's a hell.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, okay. Well, it was just a good hypothesis. That was it.

SPEAKER_02:

Crossing over. Who's crossing over? Do you need help crossing over?

SPEAKER_00:

Timothy has a message.

SPEAKER_02:

Timothy has a message.

SPEAKER_01:

What's your message, Timothy? Oh, I forgot I had this. There we go. Parker. Parker?

SPEAKER_02:

Look at I put the sp the spotlight on.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, hell yeah. Fell into disrepair.

SPEAKER_02:

Fell into disrepair. I think somebody's taken care of the cemetery very nicely. What's some of the headstones, but you can see the light. And I just put the side light on. Uh-huh. My spotlight on the truck.

unknown:

Wow.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, you can come up to the light.

SPEAKER_01:

Long time. Long time.

SPEAKER_02:

I hear if you see something.

SPEAKER_00:

Thomas wants to talk.

SPEAKER_02:

No, Thomas wants to talk. Not this big one on the left, but the middle one, and then there's a small one. Okay. And I saw, I don't know, something. Thomas is lost. Between the middle one and the back one. I don't know what I saw, but something like flashed.

SPEAKER_01:

I got goosebumps. Oh, we got goosebumples. I can't really feel it. I can feel them, but they're there.

SPEAKER_02:

Am I gonna see that thing slither again?

SPEAKER_01:

Hopefully not. Who else wants to talk to us that is in the cemetery?

SPEAKER_02:

I guess Calissa and Heather got really freaked out. Yeah, what happened to them. I forgot I thought they said it I thought Kiki said it was a Dave that came through. See if there's a Dave. I thought she said Dave. I can't be exact because I was walking Jack when she was telling me. Uh-huh. But I thought she said Dave. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01:

There's a few two Dave's. Dad. This one passed away 24 years old. Wow. And then this other guy, it says unknown, but he passed away in 1865. Is there a David here that wants to talk?

SPEAKER_02:

Do you remember the show Are You Afraid of the Dark? Oh my god, a Nickelodeon. That shit used to freak me out. It's scary. I was watching some like old episodes. I'm like, it was kind of freaky. Yeah, it really was. Thomas is waiting for you. What the fuck just hit my side of the truck? Thomas is what is he waiting for us to do? Does Thomas want us to come into the cemetery? Alright, you guys, we're gonna go in the cemetery and we'll be back and let you know what our findings are. I'll just keep it recording. Keep it recording? Sweet. Why not? Alright. So weird how they're fucking placed. The fun thing, it's like, it's gotta be like families. I think so. It's gonna it looks like a really small cemetery until you get in there and you're like, well, it's a lot bigger than it looks. Oh laborer. Laborer. Is that what you were in your life? I feel your pain. Labor's a bitch.

SPEAKER_01:

There's a lot of uh last name bishop here. Huh. We got quite a few bostics. Like, look how many bostics are in the cemetery. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thir thirteen of them. Wow.

SPEAKER_02:

Is there any good riches in there? No, let's see. I found a Bradley. Oh, in parentheses. Roxana Roxy Bradley Bristol. Screenshot that. Okay. So we did find a Bradley.

SPEAKER_01:

Roxy? You wanna talk, Roxy? Okay, where's the G's?

SPEAKER_02:

There's a lot of I don't see any flowers on any of the grave by the graves. Mm-mm. Oh, there's Anna D.Merry Goodbridge. Betsy Goodbridge, but she has no death date, but she was born in 1813. Just as unknown death date. There's a Catherine Goodrich, a Chaunce. I like that name Chauncey Goodrich. Chauncey. There's a Gary, there's a Harriet. There's Josiah. There's another Josiah. Very biblical name. Melinda. So that's quite a shit. Oh, I follow this chick on TikTok that goes to graveyards and finds. What the fuck was that down there? What is it? Your light went like this. It was shining on the headstone and it went dark, and now there's just a little light right there. Something walked. Already getting shit. I know. This is good. They're probably wondering where the fuck we've been. Probably.

SPEAKER_01:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. So I found ten family members of the Hamilton family. So yeah, this has definitely gotta be a lot of families, because there's a lot. Dodging.

SPEAKER_02:

Dodging. Did I just see you dodge behind the headstone? Remember, there's a crawler up there. At the stroke of two. At the stroke of two. What time is it?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, we still got a while.

SPEAKER_02:

Or two things.

SPEAKER_01:

Let me get a simulation.

SPEAKER_02:

That's so weird because what were we talking about earlier tonight? That's weird. I've never got that on there. Okay, so it's gonna pause for a moment because my husband was calling me to let me know about the baby. That um he had just woke up and that he put him back to sleep. I don't know. You know what is weird? I opened something. It was on the divine. It was either Facebook or TikTok. And I closed out of it and the music was still playing. So I like I went at my thing and they closed all my apps. Seven realms. Seven realms. And the music would not turn off till I restarted my fucking film as hell uh earlier today. Oh well, I don't know what we're on right now. Well, maybe what's her face? No, no, no. You're not allowed in our house, in our car. You're not allowed to follow us home. Tyler, the writer's friend.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm sorry you cannot come with us. We can come visit you, but I'm really sorry you cannot. Wow. See, there's a Tyler here. Sorry, Tyler for the middle name.

SPEAKER_02:

What will never happen again?

SPEAKER_01:

I found the last name Taylor.

SPEAKER_02:

You mean Tyler? Taylor, Tyler. Tyler. Like while never happen again.

SPEAKER_01:

Are you afraid of us? Did you see that again?

SPEAKER_02:

What? No. I wasn't even looking over there. What am I looking at? Between the second and the third grave to the right of this big one, I see something behind the second one.

SPEAKER_01:

And I've infamous.

SPEAKER_02:

Can you show yourself again? Oh, I'm like a black thing. Yeah. But it was real quick. It was enough to show a shadow on the um the back head stone. Like it was like it was behind the second one. And like moved quick because I could see just so the two matching ones? Nope, not the two matching ones. See this big chest looking piece? Yeah. See the square looking one behind it, and then there's a little round one. Yeah. It's between that square one and the round one. Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

And you know when you do though, it's what? Something just ran.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not kidding you.

SPEAKER_01:

Something's around. Something just ran.

SPEAKER_02:

Almost sounded like it was bear falling. Like this. I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01:

There's something going on around the truck.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna get out. From what I saw, I don't wanna. Was it black? Yeah. But what's her balls? The psychedelic one said that there's some kind of curse on this left side, and everyone just thought she was high-end shrooms. Years ago. Oh, Lisa? Yeah, she said there was like a curse on this side. She could be right. I mean, I wouldn't doubt it. And why is there no gate for the door? Right, they should have a gate to keep them in. Yeah, but who the fuck took it off? There used to be a gate, yeah. I just can't stop staring back there. I feel like it's gonna happen again. Whatever close to scene, too. It scared the shit out of her.

SPEAKER_01:

What? On this side. Let's just roll this on just a little bit later so we can hear.

SPEAKER_02:

Sorry, that whatever hit scared me, so I didn't. This is the one that Scott won't come to. Oh, this one? Yeah. He wouldn't, he will never. He I he came here once with Tom and he said he's like, I'll never go back there. That bad. I don't know what me and Kevin seen under that light that night, that was Yeah. It was almost like out of this world. It was like, what the fuck was that? If you guys bag that up about 10 seconds, and then even like 15 minutes ago, you can hear it almost sounds like galloping. I think that's what I was thinking was barefoot.

SPEAKER_01:

Enter here.

SPEAKER_02:

Hidden here. Hidden here. You're hidden. My body part. My body part. Why is your body part hidden?

SPEAKER_01:

What did they do to you? And anything I'm asking, we're getting intelligent results.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sorry you were sick. Dark entity. What the fuck did I just see over there? Well, that's probably what me and Kevin seen underneath that fucking light thing. It slither is round. I told you there's a crawler out here, dude. It's been known for years. That's like I don't like that. That kind of shit freaks me out. Yeah. I'm cool with like spirits, but not entities that we don't know correct. Just saw. Yeah, I told you what me and Kevin.

SPEAKER_01:

I see the light.

SPEAKER_02:

Me and Kevin seen that or the light that made me never want to walk through there again. We desire.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

What do you desire? Were you ever human? Did you just hear that? Yeah. Human is right here on the trunk. Were you ever human? The crawler that we've seen? There's no way that was human. No. Rest home. Rest home? Maybe they're saying the cemetery is where they rest in their home. Yeah. Shirley. Shirley, see if there's a Shirley that was buried here. S H I R L E Yo.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you can't do it there. Yeah, I see that. Sorry, I thought the windows it actually goes all the way back.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

You know what I mean? Like from the outside, it looks so small, but like once you get in there, you're like, damn, it's actually a lot bigger than it looks. Right. No, it is. You know what? That was broken. I can tell where the glue pieces are. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that one was re Why is it all scratched off? I don't know. Like perfect, perfect. We gotta have it down a little honey so I can hear. Can you show yourself? Can you show yourself? You don't want to talk to us anymore?

SPEAKER_01:

My heart is just beating really, really off right now. That means something's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02:

I feel like there was like a horse and carriage on this road. Like my left side of my heart feels really weird.

SPEAKER_01:

That's your senses. Yes it is.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes it is. Where is that light coming from? Lizard man. Lizard man? Oh fuck that shit. Is that what me and Kevin seeing? Don't do it all the way. Don't do it all the way, because I want to hear it. That would be reptilians.

SPEAKER_00:

Aye.

SPEAKER_02:

Aye is eyeing us. That's what me and Kevin remember seeing. They looked like it the eyes got really big. Sissy is nearby. And it looked like a snow, two snowy TV screens. It was creepy as fuck. Well, you cannot go past these gates. That does not make me feel good. Well, I told you there's a crawler out here, man. Wanna see its face? It was so quick. Well, it could be different.

SPEAKER_01:

This app even know what lizard people are.

SPEAKER_02:

It said lizard man. Data basis. Databases.

SPEAKER_01:

Lizard man usually means it's a reptilian.

SPEAKER_02:

Well yeah. It's non-human.

SPEAKER_01:

I've dealt with reptilians. The fuck does Abaddon mean? Isn't a scythe um what the grand reaper uses? Oh god. Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god. Holy shit. Now look up a badon. A B A D D. This is getting fucking creepy. This is like beyond ghost hunting. This is like uh baden refers to a Hebrew root, a Hebrew word for destruction or a place of destruction, used in the Bible to signify the underworld or the realm of the dead. What the fuck? It also names a specific demonic entity in the New Testament's book of Revelations described as the angel of the bottom bottomless pit who commands demonic locust.

SPEAKER_01:

Um popular culture Abaddon is a character in various media, including a prominent antial television series, blah blah blah. So yeah, it means realm of the dead and destruction or ruin, the king of the bottomless pit, focus, the same entity as I talking about vehicle shuts off. No, thank you. No, no, I'll keep it on.

SPEAKER_02:

I just don't understand what the scythe and the bad end mean together. Like, if it's oh, I just got really dizzy. That's not good. Like, why is there an evil presence out here? I don't understand. Yeah, I don't either. What the fuck happened out here? We'll have to come back out here. We have more people.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm sorry, but what I saw back there. You you got wait till you see the face. No. So this is what happened. I'm gonna recap for our listeners. Alright, so oh shit, we're still recording, aren't we? Yeah. Oh my god, I just told everybody I was like scared. She's scared. Yep. Alright, Good Ridge Cemetery in Bruce Township has a reputation of being haunted with various claims of paranormal activity and encounters, including sightings of a smoky, slinky, crawler entity with static like eyes. That's from my podcast. That's from the fucking episode, yes. Yes. Okay, so this is what happened. So Michael's in the backseat. I don't think you were with us that night. All I know is that Michael never would like he always has his glasses on. Uh-huh. And for whatever reason, he took his glasses off. He said he wasn't feeling good, and he took his glasses off.

SPEAKER_00:

And during meditation.

SPEAKER_02:

Me and Kevin, Kevin pulled in here. And oh god, I'm gonna get the shivers. So we're just sitting, me and Kevin are sitting there and we're like looking. It's your bowl. And it's like where that garbage can is, it it looked like it almost looked like a dog. Like a form of a dog, but like long. And then it just started to like slither. It was black. And then it like came up like a snake almost. Yes, because it was behind the second one, and it just was eyes got it like was looking at us, and I'm like, and it the eyes got really long. And it looked like snowy TV, like two TVs, and then like its mouth opened, and then it disappeared, and I was like, Kevin's like, we just looked at each other, I'm like, uh and he's like, What was that thing? And I'm like, it was like a snake dog, and he's like, it was like slithering, and he's like, What were those things? And I'm like, I think it was its eyes. It looked like a s like a place in the past. A place in the past, and they said Emily too. Alright, so I'm going to play a couple more for you that were recent when we were out there in the last few weeks, okay. Okay, so so far they said hiding from the bad person, they are not nice and programmed. What do you have? Should I turn this off? Yeah, I have to. Sometimes they it will like talk to each other.

SPEAKER_01:

Enchantment.

SPEAKER_02:

Am I supposed to click on some of these or something? It's like reverb or echo or white noise. Don't you don't this person is bad. Who's bad? Okay, wait. Is this person living? Catherine. Catherine. Maybe stop it for a second just because I think with the recording, I think we're gonna get confused. Yeah. Who's Catherine? Christina. But with a CH.

SPEAKER_03:

That's almost people trying to spell my name.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, so now I'm out with Christina and they said her name spelled differently, but still said Christina.

SPEAKER_03:

Wait, you said you're recording? 1980s. Yeah, so Catherine and Christina.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, is that a fucking hundred percent? Look at this.

SPEAKER_03:

Mine's not a hundred. Who's here with us? Mine's right for me. See, mine's a little more. I just heard like a car door. Like close. I don't know if it echoed from like one of the houses. Yes, a few houses. Sounds like something's a howl.

SPEAKER_02:

I know, but maybe it's coyotes.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh.

SPEAKER_02:

So are these bad people living or are they deceased? You guys don't want to talk anymore? It's starting to feel really weird. Like kind of dizzy. It means there's like a lot of energy around. This place, I I don't think it's like so much just like the cemetery. There's like something around it in it.

SPEAKER_03:

It'll probably happen. Yeah. My cigarette's really lighting. Yeah. I can't see. Oh, I don't have that. Who's here with us?

SPEAKER_02:

And I completely stopped talking, but is that a hundred? Yeah, I just weird.

SPEAKER_03:

Run. Huh. What about a rug?

unknown:

Better.

SPEAKER_00:

Banshee.

SPEAKER_03:

It's like wild. How are there banshees out there?

SPEAKER_02:

We wanna talk right now. Like this this is all different shit than like what used to come up.

SPEAKER_01:

1910s. Chained to it.

SPEAKER_02:

Chained to it. What are you chained to?

SPEAKER_03:

Were you chained to something in the 1910s? Gerald. Gerald.

SPEAKER_02:

Shells. You didn't do that to that, did you? You just got a fresh three ounces and a change.

SPEAKER_03:

Huh?

SPEAKER_02:

You got Catherine too. Right? After it said evil isn't. Did you just hear that? It's uh You guys can clearly hear that scream. I'm gonna play it back again. Did you just hear that? Right there, I'm gonna play it again. Brush three ounces and it changed.

SPEAKER_03:

Right after it's like evil as me.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you just hear that? Play it again. And you got Catherine too. Right here.

SPEAKER_03:

Right after it said evil as me. Did you just hear that?

SPEAKER_02:

That was like a man screaming. Clear as day. It sounded like something was brushing through leaves. Nope, screaming. And again.

SPEAKER_01:

I have to walk.

SPEAKER_02:

Our friend Tom feels like this is an elemental cryptid out here, I think is what it's called. I just want to know if you were ever human. Whatever that slithering thing is, it is very freaky, and there's no way that that could have ever been human. You tell us what it was? Yeah, what it is? Put the puzzles, the puzzle pieces together.

SPEAKER_03:

Can you tell us what that slithering thing is? My truck is a canyon.

SPEAKER_02:

Going to the canyon. I don't know if that means it could be the truck or it could be the grand canyon. The Grand Canyon. Yeah, I have no idea. Can you guys please give us some feedback on you know, um, we really want to get to the bottom of like what we're experiencing out here.

SPEAKER_03:

When they're too long, sometimes it's annoying.

SPEAKER_02:

I know.

SPEAKER_01:

All right, part two.

SPEAKER_02:

If we have evil attachments, you may not attach yourselves to us or the vehicle, come back with us, nothing. You have to stay here, and we're only here to communicate. That is it. Yes. Love and light only. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03:

So is there something you want to say?

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, it's fucking at a hundred.

SPEAKER_03:

I know. See, mine's not. It's weird.

SPEAKER_02:

Does yours go to a hundred there? I was wondering if the radio or something is. No, so we debunked that. Alright, you guys, we debunked it. So my phone is sitting in front of the screen of the truck, and it's still at a hundred. Christina put her phone right by mine, and it's the same app. The same app, and it's at like 55. So we just debunked that.

SPEAKER_03:

And we're getting different responses on each of our phones, too. It's almost a phone room. Really? Yes, ma'am. I didn't pay attention. We should look at the calendar at work, but I didn't want to start sounds like I wanna know what cultural timelines.

SPEAKER_02:

Cultural timelines?

SPEAKER_00:

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Like, are we in between timelines? We that's what they keep that's what everyone keeps saying on TikTok. Okay. What is this slithery thing that we all have seen? And the hat man. Yes, that too. He walks around with a top hat and a long black jacket. Is that all the same thing? Different looks, or is it separate?

SPEAKER_00:

Like an elusive cryptid. Oh, what does that mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Holy shit, that was an intelligent response. What does that mean? It means that it's a cryptid. So it means it's not human. It's never human. Okay, so are you an elemental cryptid? Oh, I can't wait to call Tom. And a and a loose- oh my god, my cook coin. My dude, my maps are moving. What's a kooky? Kuo koi. You wanna look that up?

SPEAKER_00:

Gerald is revealing truths in a desperate act.

SPEAKER_03:

Um, I don't know how to take that. Do you want to look that up? Yeah. Okay, so stop this.

SPEAKER_02:

Gerald is revealing truth. What kind of truth? What's it? It's C-U-C-U-Y. Is it Y or V? Y. I think, yeah. C U C Y. May. In May, like in the month of May or the name May? Spanish or like that. Boogeyman figure.

SPEAKER_00:

I heard a tap.

SPEAKER_02:

I heard a tap.

SPEAKER_03:

So that man walking. A boogeyman figure.

SPEAKER_02:

Holy shit. That was such a res uh intelligent response. I I don't get fish. Did somebody curse this land? Like, is that what's going on here? I I feel like there's a lot going on here right now. There's a lot of seclusion. Occlusion. What does occlusion mean? I know what conclusion means. What is occlusion? O C C L U.

SPEAKER_00:

On a homeless night.

SPEAKER_02:

S-I-O-N. I know I'm here. Well, the moon's out tonight, so.

SPEAKER_03:

The blockage or closing of an opening blood vessel or hollow organ. What the fuck? Dude, there's some weird shit out here. We're not getting up.

SPEAKER_02:

Fuck no. Do you want us to come back on a moonless night? Is that what you're telling us? Or did the curse happen on a moonless night? Of course I gotta fucking pee, but I'm waiting.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh.

unknown:

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03:

And that's what I was gonna say because I feel like I'm not waiting because I'm not recording anymore, but like this that way can look up words that we don't know what they mean, because it's crazy. The responses. Like the boogie Capian? Yeah. The boogeyman? That that's freaky. That like freaks me out a little bit. And when we're asking about the slithering, and then uh what what what did I just say that Spanish boogeyman? Right, and then the um occlusion? What did that say? A blood vessel opening or closing or something something like bloodless organ. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

Sorry, a little fizzle there. This is fucking weird. There's just some weird shit that goes on here. So who cursed this land? And like when? Is it has it been many curses? One curse?

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, we wanna like we're trying to understand. That's all we wanted to do is understand.

SPEAKER_02:

I have so much evidence to put onto the next podcast episode. So that'd be like two parts, three parts.

SPEAKER_03:

Especially it's such a like it's a smaller cemetery. I know.

SPEAKER_02:

So it's like hey, it's always a hole in the wall, places are the best.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I know, but I'm just saying it's like what

SPEAKER_02:

Record one more time. This is part three of Kidder Road Cemetery. Telling us to conduct a stand, it's like uh no Mason. Your Freemason? Or the main Mason. Exactly what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh shoot.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, all right, so that noise that you hear, I was literally underneath this tree peeing, and you could hear like branches snapping, and it sounded like the tree was in like this wind tunnel and there was no wind. So I had this fear that this tree was gonna like rip out and fall on top of me while peeing. And now listening back to this, you can actually hear the branches snapping. Okay, and that breathing that you hear is not her or I. We are both outside of the truck, and you can hear the lock. Like clearly, it's not us. Sorry if you guys hear the baby a little bit. I don't know if you guys can hear it from upstairs, but he's had a fussy night and dad is up there with him, so I can podcast. But, anyways, I'm gonna rewind this again so that you guys can hear this breathing. Now, keep in mind this has happened plenty of times on one of the older podcasts over a year ago when Chris and I got out of the truck, and you can hear the locking thing that happens when you get out with a key fob, and you hear some weird girl say, Well, first you hear the door open, and then you hear her say, Oh, hello. Like, same thing. You can hear this thing breathing. Let me play it back again. Oh my god. Again. Now you can hear us getting back into the truck, so you know it wasn't us. Very creepy. Okay, not yet. And you can still hear it breathing.

SPEAKER_03:

And then a random dog. Dude, did you hear that? That was the tree. That was fucking so loud. And we would have heard we had not heard that once. Yeah, I'm sorry. Woo!

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god, you guys. Something was like knocking at the tree and like shaking it, you know, it's peeing underneath of it.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, we would my window, I would hear it. I did not hear that once.

SPEAKER_02:

So I'm gonna stop this episode right here because clearly there's a lot going on. And again, um, I usually put my live recordings right on to the podcast for like a blind reveal, even for us, because instead of having to go through evidence twice, listening to it, editing it, then putting it on the podcast, I like it again to be authentic and raw. So I just play it right on to the microphone without even me listening to what you know, anything that happened that night. Um, clearly you can hear a man breathing, very creepy. So there's still some evidence that we have to go through, but our conclusion on all of us, so it would be myself, Tom, Krissa, and Christina. We definitely think something non-human is out there. Well, we know there is. Um the backstory behind it, I have no idea. We did all talk about going to the library out there and trying to find some facts, actual facts, to see, you know, what that land was before, um, the land around it, farmland, or this or that, or you know, just anything that we can dig up and do a deep dive and kind of try to understand this more. But we're definitely gonna need many more visits out there to make more of a more clear-headed um I guess conclusion of all this. But thank you guys for listening and tune in for some more.

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