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Strange Deranged Beyond Insane
Beyond the Rainbow With Carissa: Exploring Leprechauns, Mermaids, and Elite Secret Societies
What if leprechauns aren't just charming symbols of Irish folklore but entities with deep paranormal connections? In this St. Patrick's Day special, Melissa welcomes Carissa to explore the mysterious world of these mythological beings and their place in the supernatural realm.
The conversation begins with lighthearted St. Patrick's Day memories before diving into the rich history of leprechauns dating back to the 8th century. We uncover surprising facts: leprechauns were traditionally depicted in red, not green; they're technically classified as fairies; and European law actually protects them. These "little bodies" serve as bankers and cobblers in the fairy world, guarding their treasures with cunning and wit.
Detroit residents might be startled to learn their city has its own leprechaun-like entity: the Nain Rouge or "Red Dwarf." This harbinger of doom has spawned local traditions including a spring ritual where citizens symbolically chase the creature from the city. But some argue this might be misguided—what if the Nain Rouge was originally a protective spirit now demonized?
The discussion takes a personal turn when we share our chilling encounter with what might have been a fairy—a blindingly bright, winged entity witnessed after hearing a woman's blood-curdling scream in a cemetery. This firsthand experience connects ancient folklore to modern paranormal investigation in ways that challenge our understanding of reality.
Things get even stranger when we explore viral conspiracy theories about elite "mermaid dinner parties" where the wealthy allegedly consume these mythological beings for their euphoric effects. These modern legends parallel centuries-old folklore, raising questions about what secrets might be hidden beneath the surface of our world.
Whether you're fascinated by folklore, paranormal phenomena, or conspiracy theories, this episode bridges these worlds with personal stories and historical insights. What mythological creatures might actually exist beyond our understanding? The truth could be stranger than fiction.
Hey everyone. It's Melissa back here at Strange. Strange Beyond Insane, and tonight I have Carissa. She's on air through the phone.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am currently chilling in my bed. I have Kentucky Elves curled up next to me. She's so cute.
Speaker 1:Now tell them, who Kentucky is she's so cute.
Speaker 2:Now tell them who Kentucky is. Oh, she is my two-year-old cat, and usually she is the sassy, feisty one, and she's letting me rub her belly.
Speaker 1:Oh well, that was supposed to be your husband's cat, right?
Speaker 2:yes, we found her at a cat cafe in Kentucky and our time was up and I was ready to head back to Michigan and he was like this one chose me and she had nothing to do, like if she could, she'd probably kill him. I'm not kidding you, the look she gives him, oh, oh, they are epic. And then she looks at me all joey-eyed and all sweet and innocent.
Speaker 1:It's great. Yeah, that is your cat. Yeah for sure.
Speaker 2:So what are we talking about tonight?
Speaker 1:Well, we were talking about how everybody's Irish on St Patrick's Day.
Speaker 2:Yes, I will say I was guilty in my early 20s.
Speaker 1:In your early 20s. You're only in your mid-20s now. What do you mean? That wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 2:Oh, aren't you so sweet. Oh, you're right, though that's only been a couple years. Decades, something like that.
Speaker 1:Now you know what happens when I give a compliment. You know I'm a sour punch. It's just sweet and then you're sour, it's like waiting for the knife. I can't knock you, though we were talking, because the last time we went out for saint patty's day, uh, christina, aka harry sack and I went to the casino and we got pretty drunk and then I ate this really fat hot dog, and this wasn't even that long. I was like already 30, okay, and I ate this really fat, greasy hot dog.
Speaker 1:And then the uber girl came and got us and on the freeway I had to open up the window and puke out the window. It was, was, really bad.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I know, I was like 31.
Speaker 1:I think that is great. It was a really big fat hot dog. It was huge and I knew yes, all down that gross tail.
Speaker 2:That's one thing I know. I knew after I ate it.
Speaker 1:I made a bad decision because I have like a girl's car. That's worth saying, I hope. Oh, I know I knew after I ate it. I made a bad decision because I have like. I have like Long Island and, oh god, I can't even think about Long Island right now.
Speaker 2:You know what I cannot do? Jagerbomb, just the thought of it, oh my god, I I cannot do it.
Speaker 1:Jager was my man back in the day. I was saying but nope, okay, just because we are gross, do you remember what Jaeger would do to our stomachs the day after? Give you the shits? It literally gives you black shits, am I not right? It literally like tears, a fucking black hole in your stomach. Oh my God, oh Jesus, okay, Screw a moment. So tomorrow is St Patty's day. Are you going out to party? So tomorrow is St Patty's Day.
Speaker 2:Are you going out to party? No, I will be logging into my normal job, your normal job.
Speaker 1:What's your not-so-normal job? We want to know what other job you got. Something on the side?
Speaker 2:You got like an OnlyFans page that you're not telling us. Maybe what's the other one. Only Feet or something. I know I got some cute feet, so do I actually actually allegedly she does oh no, I know I do?
Speaker 1:I know I do. Well, let's make a shared um only fans or OnlyFeetFans. All right, split the profit. Yeah, we'll just make like a random account and just let it build oh.
Speaker 2:I was going to say you know what? We'll take half and half. Your half goes to your baby's college slash car fund and the other half goes to Jackson slash whatever he decides to do at the moment.
Speaker 1:You know it's funny you say that because when the nephew and the niece were over last night I was like, look, I'm 36. Uncle Paul is going to be 37. By the time this kid goes to college or trade school. Are we even going to be alive, I don't know. But you guys have to look after this kid.
Speaker 2:We've done everything for you guys. I'm passing the torch to you if something happens at least your kid's already like 9 yeah, 9 going on 19. I know he's such a. He'll be 9 this year.
Speaker 1:I should say Jackson is an old man, old soul yes at least he's not like doing the comb over anymore that hairstyle oh god, not my favorite, but he's still so cute, though I know he rocked it, he really did.
Speaker 2:But the haircut we have now going on. I want his, his bohawk to get a little bit taller, but we're back how I like his hair.
Speaker 1:Oh geez, oh Jackson Alright so tomorrow is the 17th. It's St Paddy's Day, yes, okay, so I'm not going to make my what are you?
Speaker 1:doing? Oh you know, just being fat and sassy. Well, I'm going to clean the basement because I got here tomorrow night and the next day, but I usually make, like the Irish stew with the potatoes, and I'm not really well, you know, with pregnancy belly, nothing really. It sounds good. I think I'm going to make loaded baked potatoes. It's still Irish, it's potatoes, right? Yeah, okay, are you going to your uncle's to eat?
Speaker 2:No, I'm just hanging out at home. Oh okay, I've got nowhere to go.
Speaker 1:Well, you can come over and have baked potatoes.
Speaker 2:Loaded, loaded.
Speaker 1:Ooh, loaded baked potatoes Sounds dirty Loaded, it sure does. Mmm, I mean, I love the stuffed peppers, but Paul just eats the inside and not the peppers.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm right there with Paul.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know, you got it, jesus. I swear to God, she is my husband. In woman font. I could order for her at any restaurant, like I could order for Paul.
Speaker 2:Yup.
Speaker 1:Like her and Paul Like steak and french fries. No mushrooms, no onions, a1 sauce on the side. Yup, yup, that's you guys.
Speaker 2:Not to A1 sauce.
Speaker 1:Paul likes a lot of A1 sauce too.
Speaker 2:I can seriously drink that shit out of a bottle like that.
Speaker 1:Dude A1 sauce on chicken is so good.
Speaker 2:Oh, it is so good. Take a little bit of Taco Bell's chicken quesadillas and A1 sauce.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you did tell me that I haven't tried that yet.
Speaker 2:I mean it's good. Anyways, for a moment.
Speaker 1:Oh geez, all right, so let me take a sip of Slurpee. Okay, wet my whistle. So I wrote this article. So there is such a thing called Ghost Buzz B-U-Z-Z magazine, and this is Janet Ramsey and her paranormal group. They are called. So Janet is the co-founder of Phenomena Paranormal Investigators and there's four of them that do it, and they started this magazine online. So I saved the article that I wrote for her because I knew I wanted to do a podcast on it. And I said you know, this is like a cute, fun podcast to do about leprechauns.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 1:Okay, but before we start, do you think leprechauns ever existed or still exist?
Speaker 2:um, yes, I believe that they existed. I think that any form of folklore has some form of truth to it.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep, remember that was like one of our first episodes we did on here two years ago. Oh, yep, yeah, two years. Yeah, it's almost three years old.
Speaker 1:That's awesome, mm-hmm. All right, so the history of leprechauns can be traced back to the 8th century and is likely a combination of two Irish mythological figures, the leprechaun and the clericon. I think that's how you say it. Okay, the word leprechaun comes from the old Irish word leprechaun. I'm sorry, leprechaun, which means little body. Sorry, I always think of like little midgets, like little evil midgets. I don't know if I should have said that on here. I'm sorry for anyone who's a little person. I don't mean any harm, it's just so cute, oh God. Okay, anyways, here are some characteristics of leprechauns Appearance. Leprechauns are usually depicted as short bearded men with red hair and a red beard. I don't know why I always laugh when I talk about leprechauns, oh God. They often wear green suits, white shirts, white socks and black leather shoes.
Speaker 2:Before the. That's what I was about right. Why Do you know one? Yeah, sounds about right. No, not personally. No, oh Right.
Speaker 1:All right. So before the 20th century, leprechauns were more commonly depicted wearing red. Xavier, this is where I really start to chuckle. Leprechauns are known for being mischievous and quick-witted. Who does that sound like? That sound like? They are often portrayed as solitary beings who live in remote areas and make shoes. Okay, so treasure. Leprechauns are often depicted as guardians of hidden treasure. According to legend, if you catch a leprechaun and threaten him with violence, he might reveal the location and trick you. He then plans his escape and he's out like a thief in the night. Little shit Sounds like Jackson. Oh, my God, you should have dressed Jackson up as a leprechaun for school tomorrow. Aw, I should have, Damn girl, you could have gave him a red beard and everything. I don't know if he would do it, though.
Speaker 2:No, he would be too embarrassed, should I wouldn't? He's super shy around like unless he's really comfortable with you. He's really a reserved, shy kid.
Speaker 1:I know he gets so mad at me when I joke with him.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know he does.
Speaker 1:I love it. I know I do too. But then like he starts to get really mad and I'm like okay.
Speaker 2:And then you're like, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, sorry, buddy, that's far enough. Sorry buddy, that's far enough. Sorry buddy, all right. So 15 facts about leprechauns. Leprechauns are technically fairies. Can they fly? Nope, they can't fly. But I think they're considered a fairy because they're like mythological, they're like almost supernatural and they have have like a purpose, like fairies obviously like to protect, you know, wildlife, gardens, forestry. Leprechauns are to protect treasure and there's, there's not any female leprechauns, sexist yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:There's a leprechaun colony in Portland Oregon. I would love to go there Really. Oh my God, are they like little people. I would be in like my glory, I know you would be, I would be dancing with them and everything. So again, leprechaun means small body. Sometimes leprechauns are red, which I've never seen or heard that.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh, not that they're red.
Speaker 1:What it's. C-l-u-r-i-c-h-a-u-n. Clarichon, maybe yeah, claricon, I don't know. Leprechauns are the bankers and cobblers of the fairy world.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, they got all the money.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, leprechauns are very sneaky. They can be very generous if you are kind to them. So if you guys ever run into a leprechaun, be very kind.
Speaker 2:But they come in dicks because you have to show them violence to figure out where the fucking pot of gold is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they just do that to trick you.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, all right, so I guess I have to be nose to a leprechaun, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, maybe, like try to tickle it. Someone has claimed to have found the remains of an actual leprechaun Really, yeah, that's what they say. This one, I laughed so fucking hard writing this. Leprechauns are protected under European law.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's like a real law about that. You cannot like harm them.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:Now this was really crazy to write about. There are reports that leprechauns can live underwater.
Speaker 2:I think there's a lot of species that live underwater.
Speaker 1:Well, that will be our next little topic through this, because this isn't really like a long. This is just like a fun, cute, like little witty, all right. So leprechauns may have a divine heritage. You can pretend to be a leprechaun for a good cause St Patrick's Day. You can make your own leprechaun trap Anything shiny to lure the little men in. Oh, that's what you need to do. You need to make a leprechaun trap anything shiny to lure the little men in. Oh, that's what you need to do. You need to make a leprechaun on the shelf For Jackson.
Speaker 2:I saw this one where you I'm going to see if I have green paint but put little footprints on the toilet seat and make the toilet full of water green.
Speaker 1:Oh, that'd be cute. I know right, I'm going to try to find like a really creepy mini leprechaun doll for Jackson, so you can like move it around.
Speaker 2:Keep them in line, but it's got to be creepy, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:So in Irish folk oh my God, I cannot talk folklore leprechauns are supernatural, yeah, are a symbol of Ireland and St Patrick's Day. The end of the rainbow is unreachable because it moves with you. Some people even believe that the leprechauns will pinch you if you're not wearing green on St Patrick's Day. So then I just kind of so, carissa and I did this episode of folklore, like even like in Michigan. So I'm going to rehash this because Iklore like even like in Michigan. So I'm going to rehash this because I mean, I know you're going to remember it.
Speaker 1:Here in Detroit, michigan, we have a legend of our own leprechaun, the Nain Roug, which is French for red dwarf, if you remember this episode, and it's legendary. It's a legendary creature whose appearance is said to foreshadow misfortune for the white settlers of the area. So that's in Detroit. No, so there are technically no records that indicate the legend of Nain Rouge ever existed prior to the 1800s hundreds. Allegedly, there are various stories that Detroit's founder, antoine de la Mathe Cadillac, was told by a fortune teller to appease the Nain Rube, but he insisted that he's going to attack it with his cane and shouted get out of my way, you red imp, that sucks. Misfortune, that sucks, yeah. And you know, remember when we were doing this we were like looking up stuff about Detroit and it's actually been spotted by people, mm-hmm, like that's kind of that's scary.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would have wanted to run into it and have misfortune. That's fucking for sure.
Speaker 1:Hell.
Speaker 2:no, that's like breaking a thousand mirrors yeah, nope, no bad, juju over here please the name rug is also known as the demon of the straight.
Speaker 1:The name rug legend has become a popular part of detroit culture. There are several alcoholic drinks named after the name rug and the legend has. The legend has been ideas for movies like Devil's Night, dawn of the Nain Rougue and Eric Milliken's the Dance of the Nain Rougue. Each spring there is an event called the. Of course, you know how I am about pronouncing it. I think it's Marche du Nain Rougue where hundreds of people chase the Nain Roug out of the city and burn it. Basically, they burn it in. What's the word Like? Effigy, I think, is how you say that. Have you ever heard of that word? Okay, because I knew I figured. So the definition, um, effigy.
Speaker 1:Effigy a sculpture or a model of a person oh, okay so, um, yeah, effigy, because I even like, when I was writing this, I had to look it up, like what the fuck is an effigy? Because I even like, when I was writing this, I had to look it up, like what the fuck is an effigy, whatever? So it's basically it's like a statue of whatever you want it to be. So they burn it, okay, um, detroit.
Speaker 2:I want, I want to do this or join in on this.
Speaker 1:It's uh, let's see Each spring. It doesn't say a date. We should look into it. That'd be cool. I know that would. That's remember. When we did this episode on this a couple years ago, we were talking like that would be like a cool parade to go to.
Speaker 2:That really would be.
Speaker 1:Wouldn't it be crazy if you seen that little fucker running around? No, I don't want to see to. That really would be. Wouldn't it be crazy if you seen that little fucker running around? No, I don't want to see him and we don't even pronounce it, right.
Speaker 2:He comes and collects us.
Speaker 1:We're like there's the little demon of Detroit. Oh so Detroit Beer Company, a brew pub in downtown Detroit, has a signature brew. Detroit Dwarf Lager, named in honor of French and Italian wines, both based out of Metro Detroit area, introduced Nain Rogue Red, a French wine blend named after the Nain Rogue Rougue Dwarf. That's a mouthful to say.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd say that three times fast, yeah no, some critics have protested the banishment of the spring event, arguing that Nain Rogue, yeah, no, it is said that. Well, I mean, if it is a ban, if it's an omen, right, I don't know what, do you think I say let it happen I don't know. What do you think I say?
Speaker 2:let it happen, so don't banish, it. Yeah, don't banish it.
Speaker 1:I'd like to see the little thing running around. It is said that who has been there the longest and who are being targeted based on the color of their skin, and who are being targeted based on the color of their skin. One protester argued that the Nain Rogue was a Native American Earth spirit and a protector of Detroit, and now the people have turned him into a devil. Interesting Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:So maybe we don't want to banish him.
Speaker 1:I mean I'm with you, I would just let it be. If it's something that's been there every year that comes out around springtime like let it happen.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:According to Irish folklore, leprechauns are only found in Ireland. They are not believed to exist anywhere else in the world. Not believed to exist anywhere else in the world. Leprechauns are mythical trickster fairies in Irish folklore that are associated with the paranormal. Isn't this cool? This is like my favorite part of the article. Paranormal, yeah, paranormal, I'm telling you paranormal comes everywhere, doesn't it? It fits into every single category.
Speaker 1:Yep category yep, okay, this is a part I wanted to read to you because this is like my question. This was going to just be my question to like the listeners, but let's see how good your memory, let's see how good that lion's mane is working for your brain okay do you believe or have you ever seen a real life fairy?
Speaker 2:I don't know what that blue light was that we saw.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's recent. What about the cemetery that we were trying to find the night with Christina, that we've been to twice and we can never find it when we're trying to look for it?
Speaker 2:Remember out past Bruce Mansion.
Speaker 1:That's the night christina saw it no, this was a few years ago. You and I went out there. Remember what we? We heard a woman scream like a screeching scream inside the cemetery. And then what did we see? See left side of the windshield yes, yes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Yes, that tripped me out.
Speaker 1:You could see the weights dude, we thought it was like a fucking dragon fly, fly on crack like on steroids. Yeah, no it. It was like so bright and like illuminate, like I could not believe what I'm like. Are we seriously seeing this?
Speaker 2:and why are we not recording?
Speaker 1:we literally just stopped recording, like we stopped using all of our gadgets.
Speaker 2:We were just chilling there yeah man, that was crazy like it was weird, because like it was just I like to corner my eye, and then I turned and I was like what the fuck am I staring?
Speaker 1:at and it kept getting brighter and then it was just like gone, yeah, gone. But I'll never forget that scream. That was like a screech, like a blood curdling, like just awful. Like when you hear, you hear like a woman scream like that, it's like it just makes your brain shake.
Speaker 1:yeah, that was so scary and then that was definitely, uh, an experience and then carissa did some digging, like the next day and fairies, I didn't know they're actually like omens to see next day. And fairies, I didn't know they're actually like omens to see and that's why they said that we heard that screeching scream.
Speaker 2:Yup oh.
Speaker 1:Yup, okay, good, so that that lines mean it's working.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's, oh my gosh. You just like brought that to the surface Like I haven having thought about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that happened that night. And tell me why the hell we can never find the cemetery's on the left? Like we know, it's past Bruce Mansion. Whenever we're looking for it, we can never find it. Nope, that's a bigger cemetery too. It's kind of creepy up on those hills that we used to walk up on. Mm-hmm, yeah, that was.
Speaker 2:We'll have to try finding it again.
Speaker 1:That was insane man. We both were just like what are we looking at? It was Like it didn't have a face. We can't like tell you details but it All. I Like how I explain it and my like from my visual. Still my memory it was like a dragonfly that's on crack and steroids.
Speaker 2:I just remember the wings being so defined.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it was really illuminating like very, very, very shiny.
Speaker 2:Like it was moving like fast, like the hummingbird's wings, where it doesn't even look like it's really moving.
Speaker 1:Swear to God that's. We've both seen it, mm-hmm. So all right, so well. If you watch shows like Paranormal caught on camera, then you are aware of these legends. If you are a paranormal investigator and or a researcher, then I'm sure you have come across many articles of people's stories that have witnessed these creatures. Leprechauns would be considered no different than fairies or tricksters, even in the same category as a pukawudgie or a mothman. Now, this is my POV from this other article. This is how I feel. I feel all of this is all the same. It's like same font, just different. It just might look a little different.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's all showing before a disaster, yep.
Speaker 1:There are even accounts of garden gnomes in Phoenix Arizona. So if you guys look that up so I you know, chris, I might I don't watch like a lot of like paranormal shows, but I absolutely fucking love paranormal. I'm caught on camera and then it's what's? The other one paranormal? Uh, we used to watch a lot. We don't really watch it anymore, um, but if you guys watch that paranormal caught on camera in Phoenix Arizona, there's literally freaking recordings of garden gnomes and there was, um, they were caught on a video and they were sent to the travel channel. So if these little guys exist, then certainly leprechauns do. Again, though, everything affiliates with paranormal, and now we're learning too, like even with our own experiences UFO, ets it's all linked to paranormal.
Speaker 2:It is. It's all interconnected.
Speaker 1:Do you believe that mermaids and sirens exist?
Speaker 2:Yes, but I don't think mermaids. Look like how we think mermaids look.
Speaker 1:How do you think they look? I think that they're ugly, that they show more like ribs and like their fingers are very prominent with the webs and like they have like gills.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're not like pretty beautiful women?
Speaker 1:No, not at all. Okay, okay, um, did you get what I sent you, like I sent you?
Speaker 2:a few videos about supposedly, the elites are having mermaid eating buffet parties. Yeah, what exactly is that, though? I'm finding?
Speaker 1:so I would like I'll I was gonna play the video on here, but I play like a lot of TikTok videos and then I like talk about it, but I'd rather just talk about it. So there's one chick whatever she does for work, her coworker is somehow got scrambled into this group of elites through real estate. Okay, okay, he gets invited. It literally I think it was like it was a siren-themed, whatever dinner. Okay, he had to wear like a masquerade Masquerade Am I saying it right? Masquerade, uh-huh, the mask. And he had to, like come in.
Speaker 1:So he got greeted at this mansion. He put his phone in the thing, like whatever they have, and like had to take his coat off and could only see through like pinhole, like holes through this mask. And he said that he sat down, they got right into it, they brought out this, this like siren mermaid, and he said that they just started cutting it up and were setting fillets on everybody's plates. He did not think it was real. He said that when he ate the meat, you know you cannot, it's like a delicacy. You cannot not eat there, right, because you'll probably get fucking murdered. So he puts it into his mouth. And he said something euphoric, like ecstasy like times a million happened, and he said that he's never felt or tasted anything like this in his life and that he has not been the same since his party. And then, all of a sudden, all these videos are going viral about fucking mermaid dinner parties with the elites.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's like another secret of keeping their beauty and useful.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's what I think. And celebrities buy a lot of Egyptian artifacts. It's like, why do they always have? They always have first dibs. I'm not just talking about money, Like they get first dibs. They hear about all this shit, Right. It's like, come on, we all know they do some fucking voodoo, doo-doo, doo-doo, whatever black magic. Have you seen the movie the Substance yet, with Demi Moore? Uh-uh, oh, my god girl, you have to see that movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It will. It is such a fucked up movie. Let's just say she sold herself short After this movie was released. She that's her bare ass naked self in that movie too, by the way, which she's super hot for like 60 fucking years old she literally was like I wanted to be really vulnerable and be naked in the movie and like, after you watch this, you're like what the hell? Well then, when she was at the said the Grammys or whatever one of the award shows, she literally looks like almost unrecognizable and it's like all the celebrities are showing they're not like they're clones. They're either clones or they're eating this shit. Like what are they eating? Right, like look at Lindsay Lohan. Everyone's like, oh, it's just because she's clean. I'm like uh-uh, all of them. And now they're like basically showing that they have these elite dinner parties with mermaids. How are they getting fucking mermaids?
Speaker 2:well, I think mermaids come up when they go whale hunting and deep sea fish diving or hunting or whatever. I think mermaids come up in that.
Speaker 1:Well, did you see the anglerfish that came up? Uh-uh, oh my God, you didn't see that. That's why everybody was like, oh my god, it's the end of times, because they live deep, deep, deep, deep down. Let's see anglerfish.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know they live like very deep down. That's why they have the little light thing to attract their food source.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So one came up and I think it was dead. Was it dead? During El Nino weather conditions, anglerfish have been known to swim to the surface to chase the upwelling warm currents and the other fish. But this one actually. They have pictures of it. I thought it was dead, but people were like freaking out dude. It literally was floating at the top of the surface of the ocean yeah, that is freaky dude, they can live up to 15 000 feet under the ocean surface.
Speaker 1:That's insane. So you don't think that's now all of a sudden. Now there's like mermaid, and like when I first seen this stuff, I'm like, okay, who like made this stupid video? Oh no, it's everywhere. Let's see mermaid dinner.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna have to do a little rabbit hole searching on that one um, see, these are all videos.
Speaker 1:I don't want to play these, but so apparently the elites are eating mermaids now inside the wild mermaid dinner parties.
Speaker 2:Conspiracy theory uh, how much it is to get into one of those to sell your fucking soul.
Speaker 1:Are you willing to do that? I'm not, no, like as much as I am like the most. I always wanted to be like, very annoying, like Courtney Cox in the Scream movies, that kind of reporter, that's what I've always loved. And my mom, if she was alive, she would tell you yeah, she's literally that annoying plus more. I still would not sell my soul to get into one of those parties ever. Oh hell, no, as much as I want to go in and see what happens, I just I can't, nope. But I would love to be a fly on the wall. Let me tell you, hollywood elites and government officials are eating mermaids at dinner parties. After countless in-depth recollections on Reddit and strange grainy footage across TikTok, someone who attended one of the mermaid dinner parties allegedly spoke to TikToker this is who I'm talking about, tiffany Hagan about their experience design NDAs, and then they were ushered into a dining room with five-foot silver platter as the centerpiece. A mermaid was allegedly under it.
Speaker 2:Whoa, that's crazy to think about. There are some-. What else is in the ocean?
Speaker 1:Oh, exactly. And what else are they eating? I mean, they eat babies too. We all know this. That's the whole conspiracy theory with abortions. They buy all those parts. Oh yeah, sandra Bullock, I love Sandra Bullock. She literally admitted that on Ellen DeGeneres. Did she Swear to God? Ellen was like so these? I forget what kind of mask they're like a red face mask. And then they do. I think they do like dermabrasal stuff and it like brings up surface blood on your face and it like mixes with that. And she literally was like it is human.
Speaker 2:Yes, what are embryos? Huh, so yeah, those are embryos. Huh, so yeah, those are embryos dead ones.
Speaker 1:I'm like holy shit, isn't that crazy that's.
Speaker 2:I don't care how young, I want to continue looking like I've earned every wrinkle I'm already getting and every gray hair and part of getting older Like you can't stop it, and I think Well, think of it this way.
Speaker 1:Think of it this way the movie Death Becomes Her. That's me and Colby, my sister-in-law's favorite movie together. We always quote that movie. You're going to pay for it, somehow, right, and you have to watch the Substance because, let's just say, her, her younger self. I can't tell you this part because you're going to think when you read the Summer, you're going to be like, okay, she takes something and then she gets younger. No, no, no, it is so much more Like it's going to trip you the fuck out.
Speaker 1:You and Guy need to get your like super crazy. Um, your the pot, what do you call that? The stuff that's coated, oh, infused, Uh, yeah, you and him need to smoke and watch that movie. Okay, Like you need to get high out of your mind and watch that movie. You're going to be like, what the fuck did I just watch? Now, obviously I was pregnant while watching this, so I was not under any influences, but just not having anything in my system and watching it. Like, obviously you can watch it sober and it's just as fucked up, but I'm telling you right now it would be a way better experience for you guys. It is nothing like you think it is.
Speaker 2:Okay, and when you watch.
Speaker 1:I watched it on Amazon. Let me see how you. No, no, I don't think it's on. I don't think it's on there anymore Because I had to sign up for something on Amazon. Oh, it's on Prime Video. Oh, it is on Prime. The substance how to watch? Let's just say my mouth was open.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'll have to check it out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's on Amazon Prime Video, apple TV. It's crazy. I'm telling you you're going to be blown away. That's all I got to say. But anyways, with all this leprechaun talk, fairies, this mermaid shit, I mean like, with all this leprechaun talk, fairies, this mermaid shit, I mean like there, even if somebody elaborated on the story, like a little bit, like there's truth to all this, like where does it come from? You know what I mean? It's not like somebody doesn't just, like you know, become born and like this genius that comes up with this like crazy story of a leprechaun.
Speaker 2:Right. No, there's some little grain of salt, of truth in every folklore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, right here A server provided Jonah with a fillet of the rich marbled meat that was in a golden broth and with herbs he'd never heard of.
Speaker 2:Oh, the mermaid party.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the flavor was exquisite, unlike anything he'd ever known Sweet like scallops, rich like Wagyu, with a depth of umami that seemed to awaken something deep in his senses. It was as if he was tasting the ocean itself, and not just its bounty but its soul. Damn.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, man, rich folk shit. Oh, it says right here some eccentric rich folks looking for something rare. We got one hell of a bonus when that tank's full, because we always say rich folks shit, oh my. So, yeah, that's what I got tonight, girl. What do you think?
Speaker 2:I really enjoyed tonight.
Speaker 1:Well, now you're going to have to do a deep dive on this mermaid stuff.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am.
Speaker 1:And remember the substance. I'll send it to you so you don't forget. Yes please do, but you and Guy have to watch that. He'll like it a lot because he's a freak like that. You're not going to like some of the gory parts, no, but if you're stoned enough you'll be okay. And then remind them about your cannabis with Carissa, cannabis and cannibalism.
Speaker 2:Oh what my segment?
Speaker 1:Yeah, when are we going to hear a new one of yours? Oh, what my segment.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when are we going to hear a new one of yours? Oh, soon. I am a bit slacking, I'm not going to lie, mm-hmm, but very soon, and you already know the topic and I think it's going to be a fun episode.
Speaker 1:What is your segment called? Again?
Speaker 2:Cannabis.
Speaker 1:And cannibalism. Right yeah With Carissa, With Carissa.
Speaker 2:No Cannabis and Curiosities with Carissa.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, you switched it. Yeah Well, it's still a little bit of cannibalism in there.
Speaker 2:Yes, there sure is, but just not a whole lot.
Speaker 1:Well, we're just. We're halfway through the month, so you got you know till the end.
Speaker 2:Yes, I will definitely get it out soon. You know what I'm doing it on and I think it will be fun.
Speaker 1:I actually forgot to be honest. What Well that's pregnancy, brian, I'll let it slide. Okay, let it slide, but then it will be a surprise for me.
Speaker 1:Anyways, I'll be excited, okay and you guys, um, if you want to add to this or you want to tell us about any of your experiences, of course, you know that you can get a hold of us at um, ghost sisters 21 24 at gmail again, that is Ghost Sisters 2124 at Gmail. Carissa and I all of us in the paranormal world that's been on this podcast we all have a Facebook. We do have a paranormal Facebook. Let's see what else. We got TikToks. We got X Twitter, whatever it's called. We're on YouTube. You can listen to this podcast on any platform you listen to it on, and our Facebook is Macomb Paranormal Research Society. So anything else? Did I forget? Did I leave out anything?
Speaker 2:No, I think you got it down.
Speaker 1:All right, you guys. Thanks for listening. We'll be chatting soon.
Speaker 2:Talk to you. Got it down. Talk to you soon. Happy Bloody Day, everyone. Talk to you soon.
Speaker 1:Thank you for watching.
