Strange Deranged Beyond Insane
Everything paranormal and unexplained. History of buildings old hospitals any haunted locations along with personal experiences. Famous murders in Michigan. Ufo and extraterrestrial. Urban legends of Michigan. Folklores witches and tribal tales. Horror movies and unexplained curses and deaths on set.
Strange Deranged Beyond Insane
Hot Tea on the Diddy Drama, Crazy Election, Scandals, Sad Girl Talk, Shitty People, Haters into Fans, AND ALL THE IN BETWEEN With Kris(TEN)!!!
Join us for a rollercoaster of a conversation that promises laughter, intrigue, and a few surprises along the way. I, Melissa, chat with the ever-entertaining Kristen, aka Kiki, as we navigate the ups and downs of life, starting with lighthearted banter about musical quirks and our love for furry companions. Kristen shares the unexpected fame of her Jolly Roll video, sparking a lively discussion about celebrity secrets, historical rumors involving Sean Combs, and the conundrum of political skepticism. Our musings take us through societal changes, the challenges of financial stability, and the ever-evolving dynamics of relationships, all wrapped up in a candid, entertaining exchange.
Our conversation dives into the wild world of the paranormal, with tales of ghost hunting and UFO sightings that make you question the mysteries of the universe. We share personal stories of enduring COVID's trials, encounters with unconventional remedies, and the sometimes humorous side of pandemic travel snafus. We recall memorable moments with friends and the importance of healing and personal growth amidst life's chaos, all while touching on the pressures of modern life and the desire for simpler, more fulfilling experiences. The episode takes a playful turn with astrological insights and the quirks of social media, emphasizing the resilience needed to maintain genuine connections today.
Finally, the adventure continues as we explore paranormal pursuits and future travel plans, blending our curiosity for ghostly encounters with the delight of historical discovery. We reminisce about past escapades and dream of visiting haunted locales in Massachusetts, capturing the spirit of exploration. Along the way, we contemplate launching our own YouTube journey, inspired by successful peers, and encourage listeners to connect with us through fan mail and join the conversation. This episode is a whirlwind of humor, nostalgia, and self-reflection, with a little something for everyone.
Hey everyone. What's going on? It's your host, melissa at Strange, deranged Beyond Insane, and tonight we have our guest.
Speaker 2:Kristen, aka Kiki, in the house. Kristen T-E-N.
Speaker 3:Correct correct hard E hard fucking E Hard fucking E yeah, there's only one, there's only one Kristen E yes, there's only one, there's only one Kristen-y.
Speaker 1:Yes. So what up, mel? Not a whole lot. I just was listening to you play an instrument with your cat. It starts with D and ends with B.
Speaker 2:Wow. So yeah, I'm a little congested right now, me or Maynard. I just did a dance, not with my cat, she just happened to be in the room talking to Mel.
Speaker 1:Brenda, get her on here. Let's see if she wants to talk.
Speaker 2:All right, hang on one second, let's go. You know she's shy. No, she's not. I cannot believe you're having me put my podcast right on the podcast.
Speaker 1:I want your pussy to talk on the podcast.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking here for it. Abigail. You've been requested. Brenda. You've been requested, Brenda are you? Gonna say hi, do you wanna talk about all this shit?
Speaker 1:tonight, abby? What's the topic?
Speaker 2:Brenda, she doesn't really care, oh, okay well, they said she wasn't ready for the press. She's not prepared for a speech.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, Abby, you guys we're always a mess out here. You got to give us like five minutes to be adults.
Speaker 2:Five. It's been 40 years. I'm still trying, but here we are, oh, my goodness, all right.
Speaker 1:So what's the first thing I know? Tell everybody, someone famous liked your something.
Speaker 2:I was just joking, okay. So I just said it was kind of a big deal because I took a really great video of Jolly Roll at Little Caesars Arena last week. It was great, it was a great moment with my kid, so I think that's why I cherish it even more. Mel has her own opinion about J-Roll.
Speaker 1:We're not gonna make this about him.
Speaker 2:Oh, I like his music, but he's just done amazing things. I love him and obviously, bunny. Bunny is my girl crush for life.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, bunny is so hot, and him and her together. I don't know how that happened. I'm sorry, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that stereotype. I'm sorry, I just can't see it.
Speaker 2:No, I can't see it. He's been bigger, he's been smaller.
Speaker 1:It's not about his weight. It's not about his weight. I don't know, I just I get it.
Speaker 2:Everybody has a perception. You know what I mean. I just see what they do. I kind of felt that way in the beginning and then I dug deep into the history of them and they're just genuinely good people, like people who have not yet let fame take them over. Yet. I say yet because, let's be real, hollywood does thanks to you, I don't know, holly weird. Thank you, you just can't. You gotta tell him no don't don't party, all right.
Speaker 1:So kiki stopped partying with. She stopped partying with diddy back in like 2006, thank god, but before that she was still at the freak off parties. Oh you were you.
Speaker 2:I thought I seen you absolutely.
Speaker 1:I thought I seen you on one of those cd covers they would have killed me.
Speaker 2:I would have died in the first three hours. They gave an attempt to freak off. Are you kidding me? So what's just one?
Speaker 1:of them, girls gone. What's your take on this ditty shit? So I watched the documentary on hulu and, like I was telling you the other night, I'm like I cannot believe how deep, deep, deep, deep into the roots, how he is like I never knew he was like that much behind the scenes so I, I did and I didn't.
Speaker 2:I never, ever ever would have pegged him for Biggie's death, though that's the one I did not see coming until maybe, like the last couple years, shit was popping out about it. No, I did not. I did not see Sean Combs just a little guy, you know what I mean intervene with all the shit from government to police to children to I just ew.
Speaker 1:So what I want to know what happened to all the celebrity lists that he was naming off?
Speaker 3:that we haven't heard about.
Speaker 1:Now, all of a sudden it all went away Because all the celebrities were involved.
Speaker 2:Oh, it didn't go away and I heard. Obviously, I get a lot of my information from online, right, like 90% of the world, we dig into stuff. Whether it's real or not, I can't say. It's been allegedly that Trump bought the list or, I'm sorry, elon Musk bought the list.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I didn't mean that.
Speaker 2:Trump's about to expose it as he should, and Trump, trump's on the Epstein Island, like a lot of stuff, doesn't mean that they fondle kids. And I'm sorry Trump could be a piece of shit all day right, but I don't think he touches kids. I just I don't see it. I don't, I don't fucking care, I don't know what you want about the man. I don't see it. Joe Biden I see him partaking in his younger days of like turning his head maybe not partaking, but turning his head. A lot of fucking people took money to turn their heads and this is where we're at as a society, and you could disagree with me, and that's fine. I have friends that voted for Kamala. I have friends that are hard lifelong Democrats. There should not even be two parties. No, it's just good and evil at this point. Stop, because Democrats are not what they used to be. The party for Democrats is not what it used to be.
Speaker 1:No, they went far, far to the other side.
Speaker 2:It's so crazy and Everybody just wants to cry. Nobody's taking your uterus. Certain states want to be fucking handmade tailed. It's not going to go down because if there's more of them, then there isn't the people deciding. You know what I mean? Right, you can't. That's crazy, I don't know. I'm glad there's a potential change in office and that's what we're hoping for, right? Right, I don't believe anybody. Actions speak louder than words. Let's go, let's go. I filled my tank for under $50 today, so that was kind of a blessing, you know, I was very excited about that. That was kind of a blessing, you know, I was very excited about that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and they're. I guess groceries are already coming down and you know I'm just sick of seeing shit online like, oh, you care more about fucking groceries than you care about your daughters. Well, what about the fucking? Like the men too, like the young men that have been, you know they've had issues and shit like first of all, I don't care about groceries over any human being, but what I do care about is, you know, the rates coming down, especially like the interest rates and this, and I have said for younger people, you know, because Paul and I, you know we got our house at the right time.
Speaker 1:You know it was very, very cheap then. But like, even for people like you that want to get a forever home, you know like you and your man might want to get a house together, or you and Joey might want to just buy like a condo or something, but like right now you know it's not the time, you know no next year and you have to continue to rent and it's like that's not, that's fucked up too, like people are just wasting money like it's not it it's, it's not fair, for like every single person in a different fund, right, when I tell you I'm making the most money of my adult life and still having the fucking struggle, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:And it's not like I don't get up and go to work every day. I think that's the fucking problem, honestly, is that we get up and go to work every day. I know like these, these people are making and god bless you. No hate if you're selling your feet, you're fucking recording you and your man doing your thing like trust me.
Speaker 3:My man and I have discussed it.
Speaker 2:It's been a discussion a few times. Like you know what. That's the world we live in, so either we adapt to it or this is what we keep doing. Because, let's be honest, mel, you and I could make an only fan and we have people that hate us enough that are going to pay money just to subscribe yeah, oh exactly, your haters are your biggest fans.
Speaker 1:I keep talking about me.
Speaker 2:That's cool because you know why, talking about me is the only way people are going to listen to you, right? So keep it going. You know, I thought I will forever be tormented by a woman and I deserve it to an extent, but at the same time, you know, healing is better, healing is more. I've always held myself accountable. I've apologized, it is what it is. So it's like I just wish people would give people grace, right?
Speaker 1:Well, this year alone, you know again going back to the Cat Williams statement that all the masks are going to come off in 2024. The veal is being lifted, everything will be exposed. And you know he obviously meant in the higher powers. And you know small people like us in the higher powers and you know small people like us, and I can say this that this year alone, like in the last six months, I have had more people switch up on me, like back to back to back to back to people that I called like family and I was just like in such awe.
Speaker 1:I'm like what the fuck? I'm sorry, why did this even happen? But like it may. No, I mean thank you for that. But Sorry, why did this even happen? But like it may. No, I mean you thank you for that. But like I've been doing like a lot of healing. You know, the last few years I've been doing a lot of reading. I have to read a lot because of my eye, you know, because I have to get it stronger. Yeah, because it's so. I'm not laughing, no, it is funny, it's kind of like it sometimes.
Speaker 2:Like I know I love you because it's not like, it's not used to like the surgery. So because it's just, yeah, that's god, if I've never had surgery in my life, and god bless you, I hope you'd be fucking right and I need to you know it's funny.
Speaker 1:I laugh about it. I love being I burnt down a house. I burnt down your brother's house on the accident like your child.
Speaker 2:So it is what it is spade for spade.
Speaker 1:My guinea pig almost killed you, but yes you have to straighten your head, okay, but before that you almost killed me with the goose egg on my head. Are we going to talk about this again in the middle of, like a serious conversation? Go ahead.
Speaker 2:Kiki, Tell them I will. I'll say this Florida's rough. You've got to pay attention. I lived in Florida and I had 90-year-olds flicking me off. I was doing 35 in a 35, and they wanted to do 90 and whip it around me.
Speaker 1:Look, siesta Keys is dangerous Siesta Keys, especially when you go to the second one. There's only one now. He tried to kill me there, then she tried to kill me on the mountains, and yet we're still friends.
Speaker 2:The ice tried to kill both of us on the mountains. Are you kidding me? But let me tell you. The moral of the story is how we just switched that up is the real ones are always around. I don't have to see Mel every day. I don't have to talk to her every day. I don't talk about Mel outside of when I talk to Mel. So there's a big difference. If everybody would just fucking say their piece, have their beef. Ain't nobody on this planet have more beef than Mel? And I Ain't nobody said more bullshit out of anger, well, I take that back. I take that way back. Okay, mel and I have had some fucking Maury Povich arguments. It's been Jerry Springer a little bit.
Speaker 2:Absolutely, at the end of the day, we still love each other. You know what I mean. I can talk to her like that, but I'll fuck you up for doing it. You know what I mean, that's it. But I've earned that respect, and so has she. And for the people who walked out on you because of your political choice and or something so petty, I can't imagine that one of my very good friends, um, annie, she sees things totally different than I do in that aspect. You know what? She's still one of my best friends. I'm still one of hers and I'm so thankful for that but here's the problem.
Speaker 1:Though really quick, what I want to say about that is that that's on a normal day. The problem is is that this election was so fucking unhinged already that these radical people in their fucking heads they are so unhinged to the point where I'm seeing videos on TikTok of people shaving their heads back in the 70s or 60s whenever, when they burned their bras. Now they're shaving their heads and the one thing on their list, one of the things on their list is basically to eliminate straight people in small words, and I'm like, but see, we don't go around Now, god forbid. If I were to go on TikTok and fucking say that, I mean, can you imagine the ridicule that I would get?
Speaker 2:Okay, well, bullies don't like being bullied back. Now we know that.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying though, but I'm saying I'm saying they get a whole entire fucking month and I respect it because I don't have no problem. Who's who, I don't care what your, you know what your personal life is. But when you sit there and you point the finger at somebody that you don't even know what my political views are, you don't even fucking ask me. But you're going to put some hate speech out there about straight people Like that doesn't sit right with me, like why the fuck isn't their goddamn tiktoks not being shut down? Because you know that if I did that, they, you know, turn the tables, my tiktok would be banned well, I mean.
Speaker 2:So here's what we deal with every day.
Speaker 1:Right is, racism is everywhere, and every kind hate crime is a thing, but I find that the people, that the people that are like I'm for equality, I'm for I love everybody. They are the biggest fucking haters. They have so much hate inside of them. It's disgusting, it's disturbing, but it's everybody, it's everybody. I don't have hate like that.
Speaker 2:It's not just gays, it's not just I know, but that's why we move on. Love and light. We're too. We're too fucking light. Have a good day. That's it. And you know what? Cherish the fun times because you had fun times with them. Right, they were good at one point. Oh no, I'm talking about, like, all of them. I'm not talking about anybody, that no, I can't stipulate that I can't say all of them.
Speaker 1:I have gay friends that we have totally different opinions no, I'm saying kristen, I'm saying all of them that I have been seeing on TikTok. Oh, on TikTok, yeah, like I've been seeing these videos and I'm like, oh, me too. People crying and I'm just like what the fuck? Now then I got gay people on Facebook and on my TikTok that aren't even doing that. So I'm like what I'm trying to get at is that we get so radical, we get so like, we get so wrapped up in this make-believe shit, right, and now you're stewing all this like false information and it's like you can't even ask them a simple question like hey, where do your facts come from? I'm not trying to fight with you, but like where are your facts coming from? Because I don't understand it. It's like you can't even ask somebody nowadays like, hey, I don't understand what you're saying, without them getting offended.
Speaker 2:Because they're not educated. They just hear what they want to hear, and I'm not educated in it either. Right? That's why you'll never hear me go to bat, other than what I voted for and why I voted for it, that's it Not that I owe you that fucking explanation. Clearly, this year, a lot of Democrats switched to Republican Party. Why? Because that was a better vote to them. We've seen no change the last four years, and here I'm going to take it seriously too. Not only has the last four years economically killed us, we have, I don't know. I feel like I'm going to alter a universe in version 2020.
Speaker 2:I see that all the time, all the time, yes, from in my basement taking care of my mom in quarantine and COVID going through baby pictures, sending them back and forth to each other. Yeah, like you got me through, like a lot of that, like we were on FaceTime together, like something's changed. Everybody's different, everyone's mad.
Speaker 1:Oh, of course they're mad. No, but they should be. No, I don't think mad's the right word to say. Hold on, I didn't think about that before I said it, I think everyone's. I think people are like so fucking unhinged and like I found peace in the in COVID, and you know, honestly, paula and I only had like one kind of shitty fight, other than that we didn't man, we had so much fucking and I know other people didn't, but like I guess we just looked at it like hey, if we die, we die, but we might as well have fun while we're here.
Speaker 2:Like yeah, but look how, look, how, look how manipulated we were by that. All of us, like we were all scared. How all scared. How many times have you had COVID? Uh, four or five. How many times did it take it? Well, okay, so you have. Okay, you're a perfect example. Because of your asthma, how many times has it taken you out?
Speaker 1:Um, well, technically I got it right before 2020.
Speaker 3:Remember when Ryder had to go to the.
Speaker 1:Remember when they they couldn't find out what was wrong with him. Remember I was sick before then he got sick, yes, okay. So they told him like or they told Kobe and Jason it wasn't RSV, it wasn't pneumonia, it wasn't this. It wasn't that I'm trying to do like a quick story. When we got home from Florida because I took positive for a 30th right, I could not get up on my bed, I could not get up, like I couldn't come up and I mean I was crying, I was. I literally thought I had lung cancer. And then Ryder got it and then they kept saying I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is. But anyways, about three weeks later Paul said whatever you got in Florida, it's really bad, because the basketball team, like they, were all out and they said that it was some type of RSV virus.
Speaker 1:And then COVID started. And then COVID started. So I did the first time, I think I had COVID then and, oh my Jesus Lord, I literally, you guys, I swear I thought I had like lung cancer. Like this has to be like lung cancer. I can't breathe, I can't like cancer. Like this has to be like lung cancer. I can't breathe. I can't, like I can't function, I can't. I wasn't even like really peeing, I was barely drinking. I wasn't eating, like I was.
Speaker 2:Just, I thought I was gonna fucking die in that bed yeah, I definitely thought I was gonna die too, but I'm pretty sure it was the ivermectin that did it to me, so I was allergic to it. But what's ivermectin? It was a pill that Trump took it. It got better and it did make me better Because, remember I didn't the very first time I got it I almost died Like I felt like I was going to the hospital.
Speaker 1:You went to the hospital didn't you?
Speaker 2:On the 10th day? Yeah, my very first EMS ride, big sexies, I was such a mess I was crying, oh my God. But yeah, that was so horrible. Yeah, yeah, I had an allergic reaction. Holy, I was like. I was like kristen from the clubs, just fucking kiki from the clubs yeah, you weren't going clubbing, you were clubbing oh, my god and my mom.
Speaker 2:I just wanted my mom and even though my mom was physically there, she wasn't there. You know it was awful, but yeah, yeah, I wanted to what a time to be alive. But nonetheless, the whole point of me telling you this COVID right, it was a new strand that came and unfortunately, any severe strand that comes is going to take out the weak.
Speaker 1:You know it's going to take out the compromised. You know Well, that's because I'm a real bitch, that's why they didn't take me out. They're like nah, but you were a real bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you came back and anything respiratory that gets you is going to affect you differently than me. I'll tell you what. I've had COVID three times since and I thought I had a sinus infection or an ear infection.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, yeah. So when you, when you were telling me that your work had it, I had, I had, because I had just kind of started feeling shit, but not like terrible, but I had it for probably over a month. I got it from the girl at my work because her mom and sister had it. But anyways, now when I get it I just get really tired. I mean I can still go to work, but that's like all I have energy for, you're just fatigued. And then I cannot taste things like I was eating like chunks of wasabi putting it on my sushi rolls and I'm like I cannot taste this fucking wasabi. That's wild. Yeah, I don't get that. But that's how I get now and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have it every year now.
Speaker 1:And I got it. Of course I had to get the jab before I went to Paris with my in-laws, okay, and I didn't get no boosters. They got, but I ended up getting it and I don't me and Paul can't remember if I got it at the end of Paris or if I got it when we went to, excuse me, london. But let me tell you something, girl they got these corner stores. They have like a green cross, they're're like you know, they're like pharmacies, right yeah, and there's like doctors there.
Speaker 1:So, paul, that night I fevered so bad I thought I wet the bed because it was like super wet underneath of me. And I realized when I got up I'm like, oh my God, I'm sweating, and I was just like, oh, like, just, oh, you know, zombie. And Paul's like what the fuck? So the next morning, paul's like I'm going to go run down to that pharmacy and we didn't think it was COVID. I mean, I didn't know what it was and he comes back with these pills. In fact, I got some up in the closet, so I probably shouldn't be saying this on here. Well, actually I can say whatever I want on here, but anyways, they look like. They look like, um, like a bumblebee pill and they have, um, that's like the colors of them and I think they have codeine on them or whatever. But let me tell you, I took two of those and I drank a bunch of water. Dude, I was out rolling walking around, I was like I texted Paul. I'm like I feel good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because guess what, In other countries they actually try to keep you alive. What a fucking concept.
Speaker 1:I know, I felt like I mean I got tired, but I felt good.
Speaker 2:Totally off subject. Either way back to the government trying to kill us Today's episode of random cars coming in or random cars, random cats, coming in my car and trying to leave with me. I discovered that Tony and I went to Tony's on I-75 a few weeks ago. Nice, yeah, nice, right, but this was like it was the night of the weekend. We had a daughter, so that was probably a month ago, right. So we've had different temperatures the last four weeks. I kept thinking my car smelled like french fries. I'm like what the fuck? And there's nothing in there. Well, all of a sudden, the cat. I'm recording it and I get it to pop its head up. I'm sorry, I get it to pop its head up.
Speaker 2:So I go to record it and I try to get it to pop its head up, so I stop recording I look and I get out and I'm like vaccine Excuse me, there's a fucking cat eating my whole BLT that I did not eat from Tosca for a month ago. What? In your car? In my fucking car, bro, the backpack, so there was like a blanket over it, just sitting in the to-go box.
Speaker 1:Everything was pristine.
Speaker 2:Wait, there was a cat in your cat. I said when I went to pick up joey today a cat, you know, random cat, just the guy that his boss's cat.
Speaker 1:It just jumped in your car and just started eating your food no, I, I was trying.
Speaker 2:It was just smelling my car. You know their house cats, whatever they're, they're not feral, but they just came and walked in the car, yeah, and I stopped it. Well, thank god it did, because that's where the french fries were from, yeah, months old, but anyways, the whole point of me telling you guys this is everything. Everything looked perfect and ready to eat, besides the bacon. What was wrong with the bacon? It should not look good.
Speaker 1:So that means that there's all those preservatives in it.
Speaker 2:That's what I mean. It should be like there should have been a functified smell, Even the bacon. I should have been smelling the bacon. If you've ever been to Tony's on I-75, you know a BLT is a pound of bacon.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know I've been to Tony's several times. I mean, come on, girl, I don't skip meals, I need a quarter of that.
Speaker 2:It's fat. So all that and the fries, because Tony's like can't bring it home, I'll eat it. So bring it home, no.
Speaker 1:No, bring it home. No, no, I mean, I'd rather have a pound of sausage. I mean, I know you like the sausage. Now, I know I love sausage, I love snorsage. She does like her some sausage. Speaking of pussies, I just seen something black in the corner of my eye and I'm like, oh, that cat's back there. Utica, boo, which one was it? Well, guess what? Both of the cats looked like Utica that hopped up in the car today. Hell yeah, utica, they were so cute, you know, I got used to black cats.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and so pretty as eyes, Almost as pretty as Abby's almost.
Speaker 1:Um, that's Brenda with the black lips. She wears lipstick. That's bigger. I know it does look like she wears lipstick, doesn't it? She is the prettiest girl, yep, I tell her that all the time. With little head and big ass body, I gotta get her some lady dip and spit. She ate the rest of mine, the one that I lost. I knew it was her.
Speaker 2:She can't. We have to be cautious of what she eats these days. She's pushing 14 though she can't.
Speaker 1:We have to be cautious of what she eats. These days she's pushing 14, though.
Speaker 2:Damn how old is she in cat years? I think 68 ninja. We actually just talked about that shit luca's 83. That's crazy. I wish animals lived forever and shitty people like diddy just went to jail. See. This is why we couldn't just say what did you want to headline the? Podcast cause you know it started with Diddy and here we are on Luca, so I think it's ADHD guys.
Speaker 1:This is 40 for me. I want to talk about this. So UFO sightings have been like insane lately. Right, let me see it. Um, I have seen them, dude, the stars are fucking moving. They're not stars, they're fucking UFOs Like they're robots. They're UFOs Like I swear to God, like if you stare at stars you will literally watch them move. Like they'll go from like right to left, vice versa, up down. No, I know, I've seen it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's crazy, just like the Northern Lights continuously, and I understand we're going through a solar storm. That happens, whatever they say, not all the time, but not like this.
Speaker 3:This is crazy I don't know what to believe anymore.
Speaker 2:Are we the Simpsons? And this is the show in the dome tonight. Or is this true? Because what you say makes valid sense. What the news says, fuck that. You know what I mean. What scientists say? I believe, I definitely believe in another life, fuck yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, according Carissa and Guy, her husband, they were watching these videos and like, technically, like the way that they're teaching history and like all of the you know centuries that they've left out were technically in the 17th century, that's fucking scary. So I'm like dude, I'm young as fuck, it ends with us. That's fucking scary. Yeah, there's, you know, like right here this. So, like the Washington Post Congress is about to hold a UFO hearing.
Speaker 1:Here are the strange things Washingtonians, washingtonians how do you say that Washington I-A-N-S. Washingtonians, washingtonians, washingtonians, washingtonians yeah, but it's spelled weird are seeing in the sky. And then there's flurry of UFO sightings over Area 51 and US military bases. And then Elon Musk reveals his thoughts on what he believes is behind the UFO sightings in the US, like it's so normal now that it's like funny, right, and my personal opinion I think a lot of what we're seeing is our governments. I think I know people are gonna be like oh, here she goes. Okay, no, but listen, hear it out. I think our government is mocking either either mocking what they have, what they already know, that they've seen out there, right, and they're getting ready for something. Out there, right, and they're getting ready for something, or B like they are just completely fucking distracting us. I mean, distraction is definitely been going on. I mean maybe a mix of both, I don't know.
Speaker 2:But like you, know I'm a conspiracy theorist to the core. I love every theory, y'all got thrown at me.
Speaker 1:But like, why now? Why all this? Like why it's, it's like too normal. Now you know what I mean. People are woke, we woke, but don't they. Don't they say once you go, woke you go broke barely sleep.
Speaker 2:So what do I need to do? We poll people. You know. 2024, I fucking love it and hate it for so many reasons. It has taken so many people from me. It's taken so many, but not just my mom, I'm talking people that are still living. They're dead to me. Go get fucked. If you're listening to this. Fuck you. Fuck you. I still pray for you, love and light. Fuck you. You. I still pray for you, love and light. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Speaker 2:Like and I wholeheartedly mean that because I ain't got time for it. No more, I do not have time for it. I feel bad. I don't even like the people I'm close with. I don't see often because I work so much Like. You know what I mean. We're so busy working just to die. There's gotta be more to it. So, like I'm 25, I'm taking all the vacations, I'm using that PTO. I don't care about being number one in the company and like that just comes to me and I'm blessed for that. If I'm great at anything, I'm great at AT&T. Y'all need anything. Hit me up. You're an AT&T specialist? I think, yes, yeah, I mean, I just do great at my job. I used to love customer service. It's getting hard, you know, because people don't get hit anymore for being disrespectful and they think they can talk to you any kind of way because you're wearing a name tag under a service that they pay for you know, Yep, just like Kent Williams says woke folk, suck my ass.
Speaker 2:We woke folk, suck my ass. We woke folk. I've been woke. I've been a single mom raising a kid for the last 18 years. The fuck y'all been doing? How many presidents in 18 years? I voted three times. I'm 40. That's crazy. Let that speak volumes, because I've never let the government dictate my life. The fact that there's people shaving their heads and having meltdowns, okay. Or you want to say in 2020, when people rioted and you?
Speaker 1:know that was from white rich, men I know.
Speaker 2:I know, but people are still. If there's going to be a rebuttal, that's what they're going to say. Okay, so fine, but you did not see the I'm air quoting so fucking hard right now the republicans shaving their heads in 2020 no, I ain't taking my crown of glory. Fuck y'all, I don't know, I got up and went to work and then I pay 1500 a month for a fucking. My problem, right, because I choose to run, okay, but I pay 1500 a month for 900 square feet of shit. Like are you fucking?
Speaker 1:kidding me. Well, at least that 900 square foot of shit is yours right now.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, if someone else says it's mine for 30 days, yeah, no, more than 60. Like you can't, like I can't wait to get the fuck out of here. Like I've never wanted to buy land and grow my own shit and build my own shit, I don't care if I have a fancy tiny home on my land, it's mine, it's mine. I can't get the fuck away from it. I'm going to come crash your peaceful tiny home. Well, you don't have to crash it.
Speaker 1:But you can come over. I'm gonna crash my UFO into your land. I'll have UFO parking for you, Mel.
Speaker 2:Oh sweet, Thanks, kids, I got you girl. If we're gonna turn into the Jetsons, then say that, Like if that's where we're going, let's do it.
Speaker 1:I just don't have like the whole building the engine thing and actually making it. But I mean, we'll figure it out. I feel like we could make a friend with an alien dude. I ask them all the time like take me, like fuck this planet, I'm done, beat me up, scotty. Well, I've given my husband a complex because I'm always like fuck me, ghost daddy. You know. He always says that I got a ghost man. Oh no, not a ghost man. And then I told I not a ghost man. And then I tell the aliens I don't care, you can probe me baby. Oh my God, Mel.
Speaker 2:That's a different podcast than what we do in the air. Take me out. We don't sodomize here.
Speaker 1:We don't do this, take me out, take me away from planet Earth. I'm done.
Speaker 2:I mean no, I'm good.
Speaker 1:I'm not. I'm not part of this. Okay, I'm sorry, but I was reading up on Cat Williams.
Speaker 2:I fucking love Cat Williams. He's just getting down on Cat because I've loved him forever.
Speaker 1:No, I know cause I always called him the nappy man, cause he's got that crazy ass hair. But listen, this is so funny. Sza reveals Cat Williams called her mentally ill on a movie set. Listen, this is so funny. Sza reveals Kate Williams called her mentally ill on a movie set and she's crying about it.
Speaker 2:He said what he said. It's a Jaguar right man. They're my homies. I love Jaguar right. I don't protect her at all costs.
Speaker 1:I don't care what anybody says. Oh, the chick with the shaved head that exposes everybody. Yeah, everybody. Man, that bitch has got the T on everybody. I mean I would love to hang out with her man. She's a real ass bitch.
Speaker 2:And so is Cat Williams and you know what. Like you, listen to his um, his interview with um, oh my God, what's his name? Anyways, it doesn't matter, I'm gonna use Sean for not remembering his name, but whatever, um, you listen to that whole interview. He's so right, it's shit people have been saying for years. And everybody praises Hollywood, praises Hollywood. I don't know, I got, I got a little star struck with jelly roll, ended up being like five feet in front of me, but that was unplanned. Oh god, you're such a I fangirled out a little bit.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're such a fangirl, Kiki come on, it was a whole fucking moment with my kid. Alright, kiki, kiki, kiki, come on, I listen. I just gave you that dirt, so you didn't throw it at me in a minute, okay, I just busted it in my head, all right. Well, let it slide, keeks, let it slide, all right. Anyways, bottom line is these people are all fucking idiots. We have a bunch of people that follow everybody. Everybody stopped living their life and started watching everyone else live their life on social media, and I'm guilty of it too. I just scrolled through TikTok like a fucking idiot, like it's a waste of time.
Speaker 1:I always watch your life on TikTok. I don't really post a lot of TikToks. Yeah, my ghost boyfriend is actually his name's Tony. Oh yeah, does he have a beard? Yes, is he married? He's got the best beard ever. He does have a good beard. No, I'm talking about my ghost Tony. I know, is he married or single? He was married in the living life. You know, like you know, my strange addiction. Have you ever seen the lady that's like married to? Like a dead pirate?
Speaker 2:Yes, actually, sadly I have. I used to love that show.
Speaker 1:All right, I want to pull up. Okay, so Keeks and I, almost well, 20 minutes apart, we sent the same TikTok to each other last night. Alright, I'm going to play this, okay.
Speaker 3:Anxiously waiting all right.
Speaker 1:So basically it says because I forgot to hit you on the phone. So it says can this lady says, can anyone tell me why a certain disaster relief company would be setting up near detroit? Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2:So I didn't see shit. I drove past Selfridge today. I didn't see shit out of the ordinary. So we did have high winds the day before. But that was in Holly and legit. I was telling Tony when I got to his house Sunday night. I'm pretty sure I was just in a tornado. You know a danger, like you know a Malia or an Alexandria, whatever. But no, literally my car was shaking. I was scared. You know, when the $20 touched down in Holly, yeah, right at the time I was driving on the Becken Freeway. What a coincidence. But why would they be in southeast Detroit? I don't know. Metro Detroit, like you, could come for us, all you want, you can go fuck around and find out around here. We ready.
Speaker 1:Well, her on, find out around. Here we ready. Well, I did send this to theresa last night. I think I sent it to her on text message. Oh my god, we text way too much. Um, something about fema setting up all right. Here it says can someone please explain why a certain agency is staging 350 semi-trucks full of equipment in Michigan at a decommissioned Air Force base for emergency situations pertaining to specific Michigan counties, but refusing to publicly name the counties? What the fuck is going on? Hope y'all are ready Now. I guess why I bring this up is is do you think people get off on like causing hysteria now since like covid, or do you think this is real?
Speaker 2:oh no, the media loves to cause hysteria. I don't think anything's real and, honestly, I think that there's too many people that are trigger happy on social media around here, where it would be exposed very, very quickly, don't you think?
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, but me and my brother were talking and we think Trump is going to make some pretty radical moves, like the first couple months, just to like show he's not fucking around, which a lot of these things need to happen right, and if anyone has the balls to do it, he does. But what it's going to cause for the other side, I think I'm a little nervous. For what do you mean? What do you mean like they don't love him or you have like radical hatred for him and they're like the radical ones.
Speaker 2:You know how do I wow. It doesn't matter what I say.
Speaker 1:Those are the ones shaking their heads and screaming on tiktok, yeah and those are the ones that I fear the most, because they have such radical beliefs. And I think, since covid, like people are fucking bored like I'm surprised. I mean, there is like a lot of murder, like even more like crazy murders that happen now, but like I wouldn't be surprised, my prediction is that we see a new serial killer in the next like decade, like a yeah, I could see it you know like I just nerdy ass, a nerdy ass serial killer.
Speaker 1:Well, I think it's gonna be groups. I think it's gonna be more like trans. No, I think it's gonna be like more than one. Like you think it's gonna be like them targeting straight people. What do you think it's gonna be? I think it's gonna be a lot of everything, but I think it's gonna be like a lot of people working together to create chaos, and I think I I just think that people are like really fucking bored. Since COVID, I think I know, and a lot of these people, they don't fucking work, kiki.
Speaker 2:I know, and that's the thing they have passports make it make sense.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I subscribe to one thing and one thing only, Like how do you fucking have all this money and you don't have a job?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I subscribe to one thing and one thing only. What's that? My parent on TikTok, cairo the Gray, like and subscribe.
Speaker 1:He's from Canada and he's the best. I don't understand what you're saying to me.
Speaker 2:Cairo. You know the talking African gray I always send you. Yeah, I think I follow them. Shut your hole. Yeah, he literally got me through my mom dying through hospice and that bird, just like, has my heart and his owner, tammy. I just hysterical how he sounds. Just like her.
Speaker 1:Like I just fucking You're saying he makes money, he doesn't have a job. So yeah, like if you were as cool as that parrot, you could probably not have a job.
Speaker 2:No, I was saying me working and subscribing to stuff. Sorry, I'm on ADHD. I don't know if I started thinking about my bird. I'm saying, like people are making it on OnlyFans, seatbinder, fucking, probably a hundred other nasty things I had my, my sweet innocent brain does not know about. Okay, like they're not going to work yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well then then I'm doing it, food stamps fucking. I mean, come on, man, I'm doing it all wrong, then fuck.
Speaker 2:So me and tony say every day, when we're pissed off about getting up to go to work and not seeing each other, you know, because right now living apart it's great. But it's great because it's healthy, right, you get to build a relationship, you get to fight it out, you get to figure each other out from a distance, right Before moving in together. So that's a very healthy tip for toxic daters. But anyways, where was I going with that? Oh yeah, working it fucking gets in the way of me living my life.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I'm sick of it, yeah, but then it's like what are we going to do if we're not working?
Speaker 2:A lot, if I have any. Well, that depends. Are you talking bank account, being commas in it, or welfare office?
Speaker 1:which one are we talking like? I don't, I don't need to be like big, big rich, but I mean it wouldn't be. No, I want to be comfortable.
Speaker 2:when I, when I my 11, 11 and my you know, when I'm asking the universe for stuff, I always say I want to live comfortably, I want to be comfortable.
Speaker 1:I don't want to be. What if the universe is done fucking you, asking them too many things? Pick one subject that you want and ask them.
Speaker 2:That's it, I mind abundance.
Speaker 1:I haven't, I want it. I have like 78 things a day that I ask for. I mean, it's not that much.
Speaker 2:I'm willing to work for it too. You know what I mean, and we've been patient. You got to think now I got to go back to 2020. To now, I don't want to go back to 2020. Fuck, no me, neither, never, again. Well, I mean, I would go back because my mom was there, but other than that, no, no, I don't want to go back either. But like, go back to who we were then, to who we are now. Look at all the shit we've accomplished in four years yeah, I mean shit.
Speaker 1:My mom's been gone 11 years. That's crazy. Your mom's already been gone over a year. No, not yet. January will be a year. But yeah, I thought it was in. I thought it was in November, is she? No, what it's in January?
Speaker 2:January 31st 2024. Wow 10 10 am. Wow 10 10. It's in January, january 31st 2024. Wow 10, 10 am Wow 10, 10. It's not on a death certificate, but that's what time it was. It was between 10.09 and 10.10. I choose to see 10.10.
Speaker 3:Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was crazy. The whole morning was crazy.
Speaker 1:That's death in your face right, yeah, yeah, when you lose your parent, um, doesn't matter how old you are, um, I mean, you were relatively young too but god, I think a lot like you. I think it just changes you. You're just like because you, you have this thing about you, like where part of your DNA, like what makes you up, is your parents, right, yeah, like, especially like woman to mother, like, or girl to mother, you know, but like when you, you know I don't know if I'm saying the right word we had the best moms too. We just had the best moms. It's just like, like I said the day that I walked out of that hospital, like I said the day that I walked out of that hospital, I will always say, like my soul, that soul stayed in that hospital or went into that cremation machine with her, and this new soul that came into me, like I honestly don't think that I have the same soul that I was born with.
Speaker 1:I feel that I feel like I. I feel that I feel like. I feel that I feel like my subconscious, like my higher self, made a different one, or like gathered all these parts to like what it should be, I guess, so spiritually only part of our soul is here.
Speaker 1:Well then, part of my soul is definitely with my mom. Still, yes, but I'll never be the same after that day. I never will be, just like you'll never. You're different. You can't explain it.
Speaker 2:I had such a battle with God. Such a battle with God. Such a battle with God. I still battle with God. I'm very good with energy feeling stuff. I don't feel my mom. I feel like my mom resents me or she's upset with me. Something. I did something wrong, I don't know. I just don't feel my mom and it fucking killed me.
Speaker 1:That doesn't mean that there's any resentment. She might not have crossed over yet.
Speaker 2:It takes a long time yeah, my dad and you know it's just 2024, like it says, coming in hot 255, choosing to live Like I'm done with this shit. I'm trying to build a healthy relationship off of a toxic start. I'm doing things that probably aren't the easiest way, but that wouldn't be me if.
Speaker 1:I didn't Right. Well, you're a Leo If you can handle it. A Leo, can I mean if anyone can handle it, it would be a Leo. Yeah, I'm fucking sick of handling it, but I have a good man that I kind of need to not have such an attitude with all the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, BWA bitches with attitude, deal with it. He does, but a lot of times it comes in the way. He doesn't deserve it, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, you're just testing him, you know, making sure he's going to stick around. Yeah, yeah, definitely, we've done that. So have you ever watched the interview? I can't remember if it's Mary Kate or if it's Ashley Olsen. Um, I want which one was like the really, really heavy smoker. Was it Mary Kate? Honestly, I don't know, she smoked like four packs a day, um, my spirit animal. But she, she, she was interviewed, excuse me, like right before the pandemic, and it was like it just put chills up my spine, like she basically like was saying like what you see of Hollywood?
Speaker 3:Hollywood isn't, and.
Speaker 1:I've read a lot about this. Like Hollywood isn't a place, it's not a time, it's, it's a, it's a um, it's a thought, it's a. She said that it's completely a facade. Everything in Hollywood is all fake. She's like, yeah, people think because there's, there's like filming sets everywhere, she goes. No, bless you, she goes. Everything you see is fake, even the people. She said it's a complete facade.
Speaker 2:Well, look, at Judge Judy when I was on Judge Judy back in the day. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. It was just in a fucking warehouse building off of Hollywood, downtown Hollywood, like off of the Strip. It was just a random. It looked like a. It wasn't a building, sorry, wrong word, it was like a like a store. Like you went in, you went through a metal.
Speaker 1:My brain felt this way. I don't know how you got into that man, Elena and Coach.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? What dab will do you? You just do a dab and you're good for a whole podcast.
Speaker 1:I think I did three dabs. The first time Elena bred over a rig. It was in the backyard and I remember being like oh my God, oh my God. I mean it was like it kicked in in like 25 minutes and it kicks in right away, I mean, but it fully kicked in. I mean I had just gotten home and my dad knew I was. So my dad came over and when Paul before he owned the business, he worked so late with Rick, but anyways, I kept telling my dad I'm like dad, I'm out of my mind, I don't feel good, and he's like just go upstairs and take a shower, you'll feel better.
Speaker 1:I don't know how long I was in the shower. Okay, paul came upstairs to say hi to to me and I'm standing in the shower and I'm like it's really cold. And he's like, um, you might want to get underneath the water and I'm like what he had to push me into the water. I was probably up in that shower for probably over an hour and then I I had like no, like I was. That's probably the highest I've ever been with smoke and dabs.
Speaker 3:Here's me.
Speaker 2:I just wish I could get high. I'd love to get high like that, to that extent, but I never hit.
Speaker 1:I'm like what is this shit? Elena's like just take a couple hits, you know, but don't hit it really hard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, elena, got me on the first gabs too, man, this shit is crazy.
Speaker 1:Not that bad, but I had never. I never did them and I I just the first hit. I remember I just kind of like let it out maybe within a couple seconds, and the next two I like held in because she's like hold them in. You know, you know, I was just like. I mean, I was fucking Elena, I was coughing like mad dude. So I knew I was going to be high. I knew I was going to be high. Gotta love Hina. That was years ago, man. That rig that she had was huge.
Speaker 2:That was back when she was with James.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, I remember him. They had all the dogs, didn't they have like three dogs? God, no, just brutus. Remember brutus. Yeah, but they had another. Oh, they gave us a kobe and jason, that puppy I don't remember there's been so many fucking dogs over the years.
Speaker 2:All I remember is brutus. He was the best boy. He was a good boy. Ryder broke my heart with that TikTok story. He killed me.
Speaker 1:I know he's been really emotional lately, poor guy.
Speaker 2:You know he's going through it. We all are, Everybody's going through it. That's why I told Tony I'm like he's, like everybody's already seems like everybody's party lean or upset about something I'm like yeah, everybody's fucking miserable. Yeah, change that. Whatever we gotta do to change that, let's do it. Let's get it done, because we gotta stop treating each other like shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm telling you treat me like shit. You know what I'm not thinking. You treat me like shit.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:we can take it outside and we can kick a Christmas tree.
Speaker 2:You're telling me, 7pm is 7pm. It's 9pm, it's 7pm, it's 9pm actually. I know, bitch, I've been getting tired, so hands down.
Speaker 1:Have you had any paranormal experiences lately?
Speaker 2:A little bit. For whatever reason and I'd like to dig deeper I cannot go to the Fox Theater I can't without having a panic attack. And I know spiritually, I know it without having a panic attack. And I know spiritually I know it's not a panic attack, it's something taking over me. I don't know. I cannot go see a show there without literally being in a panic attack and I can be sober, I can be buzzed, I can be drunk. It happens no matter my state of mind.
Speaker 1:When were you at the Fox Theater?
Speaker 2:I went with Heather. We just went and saw Legally Blonde. Oh was that good. It was really cute. It was this year sometime. I thought it was this year. It was this year sometime. Yeah, early early 2024.
Speaker 3:You can't go there. Okay, what about?
Speaker 1:like in your apartment. Have you had anything happen?
Speaker 2:No, this place is so blocked off there's nothing happening.
Speaker 1:Have you used my tarot cards? I let you borrow, like a year ago.
Speaker 2:Uh, I have not, you let me borrow them. When my mom died yeah, whenever I saw you when my mom died.
Speaker 1:I have not You're supposed to use those. They're deceased ones' tarot cards.
Speaker 2:They're right here. I'm literally looking right at them. It's not that they're right here, but I have not used them. My sister and I. It was supposed to be something we do together, so I guess that's something we need to do together, but no, I haven't really been in the spiritual shit other than everyday life, you know, yeah, I'm at time just trying to focus on me and it's hard, I know, for being a self-centered Leo. You'd think it would be the easiest thing ever, but it's not.
Speaker 1:I actually suck at it yeah, you guys are pros for giving everyone advice, but, but when it comes to you, guys Nailed it. I never did your birth chart. I gotta see what your rising is. I'm a fucking Capricorn. Oh, you're a Crappiecorn. My rising's a Gemini.
Speaker 2:No see, but I love.
Speaker 1:Capricorns and I love Geminis. So Well, yeah, diago's a Crappiecorn, I have to love Crappiecorns.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure he still has me blocked from like 10 years ago Because I forgot he existed until you just said his name. Oh my God, why would he have you blocked? I don't know. Because me and you were beefing, because you know people be up in it. Oh God, that's okay, diago's full, but some of the people can keep me blocked.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm blocked by people I don't even know. I know.
Speaker 2:Love it. Where is my birth chart? What app is that on New Nebula? No, I think it's Nebula I was paying for. Yeah, I had that.
Speaker 1:I have co-hosts too. You want me to do yours real quick, or co-star Sure?
Speaker 3:Okay, let want me to do yours real quick? Or co-star, okay, let me. I'm just pulling up my birth chart for you, all right?
Speaker 1:let's put in your name. You know, we'll put your government name in oh, so you already did your birth chart.
Speaker 2:Okay, chris 10.
Speaker 1:All right, you guys. So there's this app called Coaster and it's free. Called Coaster and it's free. You guys, should you're August 7th? No, that's called. We have August 9th. Oh, august 9th, what year were?
Speaker 3:you born 1984.
Speaker 1:1984. 1940. Okay, what time were you born?
Speaker 3:Um, I don't know. I'll tell you. I actually just sent it to you, but I called to be stupid.
Speaker 1:Oh, you already have yours, yeah that's what I told you.
Speaker 2:I was born at 4.38pm in Grosse Pointe, Michigan let me see.
Speaker 1:If this is different, though I'm just curious what time? 4? 4.38pm 4.38pm.
Speaker 3:ok, and you were at Grosse Pointe Grosse Pointe, michigan all thoughts occurred. And you were at Girls Point. It was Michigan, it was Michigan, all thoughts occurred.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, that hasn't been around in forever. It's not forever, but yeah, yeah, it was right. So your sun sign is Leo. You're rising. Well, you're. Yeah, it's Capricorn. I'm sorry you're rising, as Sagittarius and your moon's in Capricorn oh, my moon's Capricorn. You're, yeah, it's Capricorn. I'm sorry you're rising, as Sagittarius and your moon's in Capricorn, oh, my moon's Capricorn you're right.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, see, I always get that shit mixed up.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it's saying that your son is a Virgo. No, what just happened?
Speaker 3:What the fuck Hold on.
Speaker 2:My child and my man are both cancers. Tony's actually on the cusp, though he's july 20th, so he has a lot of leo in him, and I think that's where we clash.
Speaker 1:Yeah, leo's fire signs clash together, because my ex brandbrand name was Leo. See, I'm a Virgo Libra, so I'm I'm an earth sign and I'm air, so I'm like every aspect like. So when I'm mad, mad, I'm mad mad like the whole earth shakes. So what about fire and water? Yeah, so you're fire. Crap, crappy corn's earth, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, and so actually, you've got two fire signs in your girl. Yeah, probably, why I'm fucking crazy, okay, you guys. So how this would work, is that? So you know what your sun sign? So imagine if you're standing underneath the sun, that's what you're showing people who you are. Underneath the light, I shine bright, like a diamond. So, yes, you shine, you shine. That's so weird, colby. I sure do. Colby, just put that on my Facebook today.
Speaker 3:You know, me and Colby are always in sync, it does not matter.
Speaker 1:So your moon is in crappy corn. Capricorn, it's your second. I love Capricorn. Stop saying that. We just I make up names like Sagittarius is Sagittarius.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got you okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, so it means that it's in your second house, meaning that you find security and safety through money and material possessions. Oh, not you, keeks. Not you Keeks, no, I do not you, bougie bitch. Okay. So your ascendant is Sagittarius. You are blunt, critical, optimistic. You're very independent, generally a charming person, You're free-spirited and your approach may come off as restless or easily bored oh God, not you.
Speaker 1:And your Mercury is in Virgo, that's great. So your Virgo is in your Don't bego that's great. So your Virgo is in your 10th house, meaning that you are curious about and inclined to analyze your responsibilities and what you need to accomplish in the world, and you are very, very workaholic-like. That's definitely you. So your Venus is in Virgo too. Your. So your Venus is in Virgo too. Your Mercury and your Venus is in Virgo, so that's your 10th house. So meaning for you love is often expressed in goals, success and responsibility. Okay, your Mars is in Scorpio, which means that's in your 12th house, meaning you put a lot of energy into privacy, secrets and introspection. Your Jupiter is also in crappy corn, so that's in your second house, meaning that you find success through money and material possession.
Speaker 2:But see, here's the thing. Old me, yes, new me. Like, take whatever you want from me, I don't take that shit.
Speaker 1:my mom made ceramics and stuff like this, no, no, no, no. Meaning so, like in your second house, like that means that, like you are showing yourself and the world that you are independent and that your work and what you accomplish is important to you. Well, should be, yeah, should be yeah. And you are very professional when you're working. I do have to give you that I know my fucking. Acting career is on point. I know you should have been an actress.
Speaker 2:I know I'd be saying that, but I ain't down for Diddy, so we don't have to fuck with Diddy. He would have been exposed a long time ago, you don't?
Speaker 1:have to fuck with Diddy. You, you don't have to fuck with Diddy. You could have just fucked with Cat Williams and what's her name? Jaguar?
Speaker 2:Right, Jaguar White did fuck with Diddy though, so she acts all this. She knows the tea because she's seen some things. I don't see her fixing it All right, so your.
Speaker 1:Saturn is in Scorpio, so that's in your 12th house. Meaning that you have had difficulties with privacy, secrets and introspection. So your anus is in Sagittarius, so this is in your first house. So meaning that this manifests in rebelling against dated expectations about yourself and self-image. And because it's in your first house, your anus in Sagittarius is hyper-present in your personality. So Sagittarius like fire sign, so we would have to go back to your ascendant. So meaning that generally, like you're charming, you're free-spirited, but you do get easily bored. Sometimes you can come across as too independent and confident and maybe blunt or critical.
Speaker 3:Okay, I can see that.
Speaker 1:Okay, respectfully, neptune is in Sagittarius too, so this is your first house, meaning that for you, this manifests in your ideal verging on unrealistic and impractical about yourself and self-image. And because it's your first house, your Neptune in Sagittarius is hyper-present in your personality, so you really care what you look like.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's not how I would blame my mother. But yeah, you gotta If you're in sales. I'm sorry, you don't want somebody fresh out of bed, fucking sloppy. So yeah, my job requires me to be pretty veal-y.
Speaker 1:Right. So Pluto's in Libra. This is in your 11th house, meaning that you personally are transforming outdated standards of friendship and social status, which for sure I like it. Yep, and that's all. Bye, bye, yep.
Speaker 2:So Leo, capricorn and Sagittarius I mean I feel like those are some bad bitches. But what do I know? What do you know? I don't know. I'm just trying to do kinky. I'm just trying to travel. I raised a great kid. I've worked trying to travel. I raised a great kid. I've worked my ass off. I feel like I've been an asshole sometimes, but I've done most of my work honestly. I just want to live and be happy. I don't want to deal with all the negative shit of this world.
Speaker 1:I hear you, I hear you.
Speaker 2:I want to be ahead of the game. So the people that say that you and I are conspiracy theorists and we need to get off TikTok or whatever yeah, maybe we do, but at the same time, but the conspiracies are always true, Like the Mandela effects about the Disney movies and all the movies, Like that shit is real.
Speaker 1:It's like no, we remember, Like all of us remember.
Speaker 2:Like why are you trying to not say that that didn't happen? That's fucked up. We all have the same memory.
Speaker 1:I had a great childhood and I'm gonna forever remember it. I know I miss so bad. I think us are.
Speaker 2:We were millennials, right, I don't whatever they fucking call us, I feel like it changed every other day all of us miss our childhood like this.
Speaker 1:These childhood now, like they suck, like they're boring, like we had. Like everyone threw their bikes on the front lawn was like rollerblading out, you know, nighttime. Like we're always with friends, sleepovers movies, we had family video, blockbuster Hollywood video. Like those were the days, yeah, yeah, yeah, like pizza lunch.
Speaker 2:We all went to the movie theaters. We had the carnival every year, Yep.
Speaker 1:Oh, sterling, sterling, Carnival man.
Speaker 2:Fucking 15 and being a dick. I'm glad Listen. Having a kid at 21 was not ideal, but I'm so glad I had a child before technology took over. Even Joey will tell you that he's like. I am too Like. Joey's still that kid that can find something to do, right, you know what I mean. Like there's not. I don't know where he got so damn smart in the middle of all that.
Speaker 3:He's always been smart, I know, but he's just he's just such a good person.
Speaker 2:Joey has just exceeded the expectations of anything I ever dreamt for him and I swear to God that's because of my mom. Aww, yeah, I swear to you Like and of course, kobe and you, and like the whole fucking villain that helped me raise Joey Like he's just so great Paul was so happy to see him at Ryder's football game. I know I love that he's got a car. Now he just goes and does his thing.
Speaker 1:What kind of car is he driving? He bought my mom's car.
Speaker 2:What did she have? 2015 Terrain Aww, 19,000 miles, Brand new. So my dad says everybody wants Brand new. So my dad says everybody wants to buy this. I'm giving you a good deal. A tear bear, Yep, A tear bear. I feel bad for my dad, but you know, less is more. Yeah With him and I so Just trying to. We're both just trying to heal him.
Speaker 1:It's not always healthy to do it together, you know well, it sounds like to me that you're very spiritually awakened now and you really kind of come to your higher self and I think, I think all of us have kind of done that on our own, like our village, our little group or whatever you call it. We had to, we had to, we had, we had to, we had to do it separately yeah, 100.
Speaker 2:But I love everyone like I've never. That's never changed. I've never wished well, oh nothing. Just because we're not together every day doesn't mean we're not family, we're not there for each other. Right, we'll squad up. Don't get this shit twisted, that's right. Watch out. Yeah, not playing, well done. But like kobe, I just like seeing her at lca the other night. It was like nothing changed. I go into the smoke shop and see elena. It's like, it's like I was just with them like the last 15 years. You know what I mean. Like that's real people. That's how I was saying earlier in the beginning of this podcast so people that can just drop you and act like you never existed. Bye, you don't need help not worth that.
Speaker 1:That's the hardest part for me. It always has been, because I always expect people to have the same heart as me. I know, I know and I always think to myself like I would never have just dropped you like that. And now I have no choice. But it is a blessing in disguise because, like you said, those are not real people in your life, they're not good people. But I mean, it definitely hurts, right, because you're like, damn, I just put all my energy into these people and it's like but you know, you gotta live and you gotta learn. And again, this is the year that all the masks are coming off.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to give her the fucking satisfaction of saying her name, but look at what happened between silver hair and I, gray hair and I whatever you want me to say to make you know who I'm talking about. I was supposed to be someone's maid of honor this year and because my life took a halter and I needed to postpone us leaving for something by 45 minutes to an hour, I no longer have a friend and I never stood up in a wedding.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, exactly yeah, I mean this year I've lost three friends, three close friends, and funny, they're all. They're all men. They're none of of my girlfriends, they're the men.
Speaker 2:This particular female I've literally supported through every shit show of a life she's had, and grant you, she's been there for my shit shows too. It's not one-sided, but fuck you. That's another person. I literally sat right there while your mom was dying. I was in the house and your mom took her last breath. You were at my mom's funeral hugging her in her casket, and then you're going to do this shit to me.
Speaker 1:You still haven't talked to her. No.
Speaker 2:No, she has me blocked on everything Besides my spy account. She unblocked my spy account Like what you think. I go on there. I go on there for petty bitches like you, but I don't.
Speaker 3:That's fair. Spill the tea, keke, spill it.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to say the reason on Spotify, but it was just as necessary as it's ever been.
Speaker 1:Spill the tea, keek, spill it. We're here for the hot tea.
Speaker 2:That is not worth even fucking coming out of the faucet. It's in the past for a reason. Let's just leave it there.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I just I remember a time, years and years and years ago, when I had a bunch of girlfriends that, all you know, had it out with each other and of course, I was in the middle of it.
Speaker 3:I was trying to be like, hey, you know, let's just let it pass.
Speaker 1:And then I ended up getting blamed for just whatever you know, and I always feel like I get blamed for fucking everything. And like now, being an adult, 36 years old, where I stand is that I stand firm. If it's easy for you to walk away, I don't give a fuck what kind of fight we had if. If it is easy for you to just be like, fuck you, peace out, you never existed, then for me, I'm like okay, that tells me that my higher self was there more for you. You needed me in your life. For that time I didn't need you. I wanted you in my life.
Speaker 1:But there's a difference and once you become more spiritual of a person and you learn just to fucking let shit go because it's literally stress is a silent killer you learn that your place in people's lives were more important for them than it was for you. Yep, and now I look back and I'm like, yeah, I was always like the fucking powder your ass person and the you know pack your ass person with rainbows and, like always, supportive always supportive and it's like no, okay, bye.
Speaker 1:But see, we're the ones that people always remember. Yeah, always remember us and always have a story, don't they? And then, when we'll be the villain for a long time, until that's fine, until their world crumbles and they're like, damn, I wish I could call them.
Speaker 2:Well, you can they could call us that's what's even more fucked up. We would answer and be there for them. That's what's even more fucked up. That's what makes us different.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know, but um, I will say this.
Speaker 2:You said I'm a lot more spiritual. You could tell I'm a lot more spiritual. I am. You would think all this growth, I would be able to handle a mature relationship and I'm. That's so hard for me. It's so hard to be in a semi-healthy relationship, and I say semi-healthy because obviously we have our tests. You know what I mean. We're learning each other. It didn't start off healthy back in 2022, but it is now. So. You know, people just need to learn to work on things.
Speaker 1:Well, and a lot of times we're scared of our old trauma, talk it out. And we're scared to have good things. It's scary.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's very scary, especially because there's people that are in our life that don't want us to succeed. They want to see us just blow up. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So yeah, everybody always is like waiting for me, you know, because I, I still have that anger, like that angry little elf in me if it wants to come out, but I really reserve it now and I'm just like it's not worth it. You look ugly like that and like I don't, i't care, I don't care to use the energy, but I, I do have to tell you this. A little birdie told me that, um, the guy, a guy older, you know who I'm talking about. Yeah, with that shit that went down, I think. So he told Teresa that he's not doing anything bad anymore, blah, blah, that let's just say.
Speaker 1:He got a message from the other side the night before and one of the last things that I told him was you know, you, you fucked me really bad and you obviously didn't know me as a person and you thought that I was going to do something like what you did. But I never would like. That's not my heart. Like angry, like anger and like heart is like two different things, but you have to have a heart for someone to be angry, right? And then one of the last things I said to him was you know, my mother is going to pay you a visit. I know she will, because you done you. You fucked with my spiritual world, like you we're talking about the yapper, right.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, respectfully sorry, no, I don't care. I mean, we can say whatever, but he basically told theresa that he had gotten a message. He goes, let's just say I got a message from the other side.
Speaker 2:I hope he did. I hope Debbie was all up in his shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know. I mean, I don't know what that meant, but you know, she thought for sure that was my mom.
Speaker 2:so Well, let that be a lesson to him. Stop causing problems. And that's for everybody that's in the paranormal world that's going to listen to this. Like you know, there's one particular woman who started off in Chimston Spirits. She still has me blocked. Bitch, if you don't think that I think about you, you're fucked up. I do not think about you. Unblock me. Stop it with that. You're a fraud. You fucking pretended to see my best friend at a cemetery because you knew he was buried there. I don't like that, right, yeah, lot of them. You know what I mean. I'm not saying you're innocent and shit hasn't went down. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I mean I would say that, though I was always, I've always been in it for having the passion. I wasn't trying to get famous like all your people and I'm I'm nice and innocent until you fucking piss me off, until you bring back me into a corner and I'm like, okay, now we're gonna fucking talk, we're gonna have a talk, and the problem is that everybody wants to run their mouths, and I'm from the old school Like, let's meet up Right, let's meet up Period.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Nobody ever did that, they all just ran their mouths, they skedaddled, and you know, and if, if, once, you know, if, what cemetery and just genuinely apologized to me and owned her shit.
Speaker 2:I would not still have a vendetta five years later. Right, let me make that clear. I wish you nothing but success, your children, everything. I've heard. You've had a hard life in the last six years, but, bitch, you will always be a bitch to me until you just tell me that you used my best friend's death to pretend you were a fucking psychic Right and just like people use my money for a paranormal group, that I thought was going towards a paranormal group and it was not.
Speaker 1:Not cool, oh God.
Speaker 3:No, none of it was cool.
Speaker 2:No, not cool. The whole paranormal clique is not cool.
Speaker 1:See, and I don't fuck with the paranormal clique, I just me, christina Carissa, go out sometimes. Yeah, you guys do great. I love watching your stuff, I love that. But you know, like we met a guy on TikTok and his friend partner, whatever, wendy, they were cool as hell, like they were like in their, I think, mid to late 40s, but I mean we had so much. I mean they were just like so nonchalant.
Speaker 2:Like we just met, walked around and, you know, chatted a little bit and then, you know, everyone got back in their own cars and went home like that's perfect, yeah, yeah, I can't ghost hunt anymore, like actively. I just I can't. It literally was physically draining me. Yeah, it's not for you, I'm too sensitive, I'm too sensitive. Yeah, I know I will go to all the old cemeteries with you.
Speaker 2:You guys do your thing. I don't mind walking around and trying to pick up stuff and seeing if I'm right. That's like my favorite Right. I'll use the spirit box or the necro I love that or my dowsing rods and that's about it. That's all.
Speaker 1:I need. Yeah, no, I'm not going to give up on paranormal adventures, for sure, but I just do it. You know nonchalant. You know I'm not trying to get famous, I'm not like.
Speaker 2:You know, zach Bagans, like oh, everything's a demon, like no oh god, at least if you were famous you'd be doing it the real way, don't even get me started.
Speaker 1:Well, I would never be famous because I would be boring to them.
Speaker 2:I mean, I love go something with you. We laugh a lot, but I think that's part of the problem I laugh too much, I feel like I should attach it to me and I'm like, oh all sensitive, don't know, until I get home and the next day I wake up and I want to kill someone or myself. That's not me, you know it was bad.
Speaker 1:I've come to the darker side. No, like when you're, I'm saying you've succumbed to like darker things yes, where I was ghost hunting who I was ghost hunting with.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it was a mixture of everything, but, like I said, chicks and spirits. You know, towards the end it wasn't. It wasn't heather, like she's amazing. You know, heather's my girl, I love her, but the rest of it it was. It was dark, like there was a lot, oh that one little little rat in the group that came and destroyed us all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's, so they're not doing anything with their group anymore. I still have all the shirts.
Speaker 2:The shirts are so cute I still wear the shirts all the time. Um no, it's no longer a group, not right now. Heather's about to be a grandma, you know she's loving her mom.
Speaker 3:What's her face in front?
Speaker 2:of it, colette's going to be adopting a baby. It's beautiful, cool. Everybody's kind of moved on. I don't even think a lot of the people that we started with are ghost hunting.
Speaker 1:I still know Ace. All of them are still doing it. I love Ace, I know he's a good guy, but, um, a lot of people are still doing it. They're just you know, they're doing it in like their own groups or you know, I just go out with friends honestly but not gonna lie I would like to go to Matt Warner, um, to his house, um, oh my god, my brain is like bedtime mode.
Speaker 2:Um, you know, was that house in Matt Warner. I don't know if he lived there. I don't know um he was living there. Let me see, I'll tell you right now. But you follow Matt warner um, I thought I was friends with him.
Speaker 2:Um, he has shout out to matt warner he uh owns a bare bones gym. Uh, warner, paranormal. And then what is the house? And I would love to go to massachusetts just because, oh, I want to see everything, I want to go back Salem somewhere and I want to go to the ocean there. I want to do it all.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the ocean was nice there, connecticut.
Speaker 2:Well, Tony and I are looking for a trip to take in January, so I think that would be.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you want to go through Canada, though it's quicker.
Speaker 2:We ain't getting no passport and shit girl, we're trying to smoke on our road trip. Oh, um, oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1:What is the name of that house? You're not talking about the Conjuring house.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not talking about that, you know what?
Speaker 1:Let me just ask him, because yeah, there's a lot of places I want to go. I have huge bucket lists. It's not even just like the thing is bucket lists, it's not even just like the thing is. For me, it's not just the paranormal, it's the history, it's like the historical part, it's the travel. Me and Christina love to travel and go do this. I mean, we she found this house last year. We stayed at the rough house. Oh my god, that was such a cool stay. We want to go back there.
Speaker 2:This place, I think.
Speaker 3:I'm questioning him. My brain is dumb.
Speaker 2:I've seen it on his lives and stuff. Where is it at? I have it's in Massachusetts. It's sort of the age I feel like. Huh, Can you just keep talking? I'm going to keep looking because he's got it on the TikTok, so let me see Um, Matt Warner owns a house in Massachusetts.
Speaker 1:I don't know if he owns it.
Speaker 2:I'm speaking, you know speaking as I'm at 100% on it. Let me see percent on.
Speaker 1:Let me see, yeah, there's. I mean I don't know that conjuring house drama like I don't even think it's just so expensive to go there. I know I want to go to Waverly Hills. We already opened it. Let's see what he says. Waverly Hills, it's Louisvilleucky.
Speaker 2:Oh god, there's so many places I want to go the house of hurt and pain is the one I live in. I also run hearts arts soft hall hall. Jesus, if I could read and talk at the same time.
Speaker 1:That would be a blessing right now haunted house where that guy used to torture people.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh my God, his crazy ass lived there. God bless Matt Horner. I pray for him all the time.
Speaker 1:Have you ever met Matt in real life? Yeah, wasn't he a police officer? No, I don't think so. I thought because Carissa hung out with him a couple times before me and her met he lives in. Boston like yeah, but he's been. He used to live in Michigan too. No, you're thinking of someone else.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking of another Warner, oh, joe Warner, yeah, yeah, he's a police officer. It used to be yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But no, matt is tattooed. He has a little pizza tattooed on his face, a head tattoo from the gym in Boston. Oh, so he's like from Boston, oh, yeah. Oh yeah heck Sentinel, that's what we call him. We call him Boston.
Speaker 1:He gets to his car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has a hat man I might drive on there. Well, as I'm saying that's somewhere I would go with you guys, I can definitely talk to him. Um, for this, for this free, uh, publicity I'm giving you that, um, yeah, hook us up definitely. That's definitely something, um, we could look into doing in 2025. I have no, no PTO. That's why I'm like kind of stagnant, working my bullshit schedule right now with no me time. No, nothing, you can't take a vacation. No, I used all my PTO in January when my mom was on hospice.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you'll have PTO again in January. Yes, ma'am. Okay, well, you and your man are just going, but maybe me and Christina can drink, because I know we were talking about going somewhere in January, because her mom's big surgery is coming up.
Speaker 2:Well, that's something that like Tony wouldn't. He doesn't like spooky stuff, but he would do it for me. That's just one evening, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, shit, we should figure it out. I would love that. Yeah, I will talk to matt. Yeah, talk to matt and get going to bed, because I gotta take a shower and I gotta actually open I gotta work open and close tomorrow, so you're gonna work all day tomorrow too.
Speaker 1:Godspeed the next few weeks with the public and uh, right now it's looking really slow at my job this week because we've been so busy. So I'm like, oh my, oh, my God, if this week is super slow, I'm going to like bash my head against the wall, but I'm going to bring my mics tomorrow and I'm going to probably get some more, maybe get some more ideas of podcasts and shit. I mean, I might as well use my time while I'm there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me know anything. You want to shoot the shit out. We didn't really address anything other than humans needing to be better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and fuck the government. Hey, that's okay, though, because that's why this podcast is called Strange, strange Beyond Insane. This is why it fucking took me three years to brainstorm this, because I didn't want it to be, like you know, paranormal, paranormal, paranormal, like you know, the paranormal podcast. I'm not knocking anybody, but I wanted it to be about everything you know, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, let's just start with being better humans and not believing everything we see in the news. I don't even watch the news, to be honest. I don't either. I don't either, but a lot of people do, and that's fine, I mean, and I don't care who you voted for, Just either. But a lot of people do, and that's fine, I mean, and I don't care who you voted for, just be a good person, I don't need to hear about my ignorance.
Speaker 1:Who gives a fuck? Either way, we can't like. This is our president. Like, get the fuck over it. The president. Yeah, you didn't see us acting like that when Biden was president in 2020, you know what I mean, but the problem is the's, you know, it's a whole fucking web.
Speaker 2:Everything's going to be okay either way. Everything's going to be okay. You still got to go to work. You still got to pay your mortgage or your rent. You still got to pay your life bill. You still got to pay your car payment. The world still spins, no matter who's living in that big white house. That's right.
Speaker 1:And we know people pass away we who's living in that big white house, that's right and we know people pass away and we still gotta live Still gotta live.
Speaker 2:The whole world stopped on January 31st and I'm just fucking stagnant here, Okay. So like your whole world stopped too, Like we've it happens. I'm not going around treating people like shit because my heart's ripped to pieces. I'm trying to mend my heart and build a family with somebody. It heart and build a family with somebody. It's the hardest thing to do when you're trying to build your heart back together, but he's part of the reason that my heart's being put back together.
Speaker 1:I'm so happy you found Love Kiki. Hey, you guys, thanks for listening to Kiki and I babble on Again. I will say it, I didn't want the podcast to just be about paranormal, aliens, conspiracies and just our, you know, spooky experiences. I do want to keep it on a human level too, like where we can have real talks on here, you know, and everybody can feel safe talking on here about whatever they want to. So, again, if you guys want to email me at ghost sisters 21, 24 at Gmail, again that's ghost sisters, 21, 24 at gmail.
Speaker 1:And then, of course, this podcast is on all platforms that you can find your podcast on. Um, you know you guys can find us on tiktok. Um, I am actually um talking to somebody right now on tiktok. That is gonna kind of help me, um, I guess, build my youtube channel because he does all of his paranormal and you know any any experiences that he has. He has a pretty successful YouTube channel and I was telling him that I definitely got to get on to YouTube and you know, get going on. That it's just, you know, with work and life and you know, just taking care of the podcast.
Speaker 1:But yeah, but you can look up Strange, strange, beyond, insane. And you will find us on YouTube too. And again, you guys, whoever listens to our podcast on the actual Buzzsprout site, there is a like a little icon that you can tap on and you can you know, pretty much text message us, and I think it's called fan mail, even from you know, your guys's view. So if you ever want to give us suggestions or let us know how the show's going or an episode that you loved or you didn't like, and if you want to come on here and talk as a guest, you guys know how to get ahold of us All right. So thank you guys for listening and tune in for some more.
