Strange Deranged Beyond Insane

Murderabilia, Serial Art and Quirky Collections Unveiled

Melissa

Can murderabilia, the chilling hobby of collecting items related to infamous criminals, influence negative behavior or is it just another peculiar fascination? Join Carissa and me, Melissa, as we dive headfirst into the history and allure of this eerie world, from serial killer artwork to personal artifacts. With a mix of humor and curiosity, we unravel the psychological motivations behind why some killers turn to art, and we grapple with the ethical implications of collecting such items. Our lively discussion ranges from the unsettling creations of John Wayne Gacy to our own musings on the potential ripple effects of indulging in this dark pastime.

But the macabre doesn't end there. Prepare for tales that will leave you both intrigued and aghast: the bizarre case of Hayden Clark's earwax, Wade Wilson's infamous tattoos, and the transformation of Issei Sagawa from a convicted cannibal to a food critic. We also reflect on the haunting end of the Heaven's Gate cult and its impact on public consciousness. Wrapping up with a lighter touch, we explore the whimsical world of quirky collections like bricks and pet rocks, complete with playful aspirations of winning the lottery to own an Airbnb. Through engaging banter and jaw-dropping stories, we promise an episode that’s as entertaining as it is thought-provoking.

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Good evening everyone. It's your host, melissa, at Strange, strange Beyond Insane, and we have our co-host Tonight, carissa, and I'm so excited to be on for tonight's segment. This is your segment Once a Month with Carissa. Yup ready, drumroll Alright. Tonight it is on serial killer artwork and murder mobilia Alright, let's hear it. Alright. So, and murder mobilia all right, let's hear it all right.

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So murder mobilia it can be, but not limited to like articles of clothing, personal possessions, locks of hair, but also like letters, autographs and artwork. What about penis casts? I have no idea. You didn't look that up, did you? No, I didn't. I should have looked up the dirtier parts while you're doing that. That's what I'm gonna do, all right?

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So some people uh believe that people who are obsessed with murder mobilia become actual killers themselves or commit suicide or unalive themselves. No, we can say no. Yeah, you could say that in here. Yeah, yeah, so it's a dark hobby to have. But most people it starts as a hobby with their own set of problems that this hobby didn't create, but it's just kind of going down like a rabbit hole. Once you kind of get sucked into this, you know you have, like somebody's actual fingernail clippings or what mine when I die. Yes, I would love that. I'll put it in a little jar, and then when I need to do like a curse on somebody, I'm gonna grind up one fingernail.

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Oh my god, so origins of murder mobilia actually go back to the 1800s. Wow, I mean, we were born in the 1900s, so that's really old. Yeah, so like hangmen would cut up the ropes used in executions and sell the pieces to the public to own. For how much? Like they auctioned them off. I couldn't find a price because it was back in the 1800s. So I didn't really say Like, it's probably like one whole quarter. It's silver, one piece of silver.

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Okay, before, though, we go on, what did we smoke tonight? It was called Glitter Apples, apples, and it was a fire stick, pre-roll infused, and what did you think of it? I like it. Ah, me too, that's good. Like me personally, you know I can smoke usually a whole one by myself. I put I still have like this much left. Half of it. You're gonna save it for a guy. No, I'm saving it for when we go ghost hunting tonight. But you didn't know we were doing that.

Speaker 1:

What did I say earlier? I'm like I have to be good. I won't keep you out past two. All right, we'll be home. You might as well just take me to work like this I just go in socks. I'm like I have no bra on. I'm like, hey, bridget, hey, heather, be shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. It's not like me. Would anyone even notice in my hoodie? You don't have a bra on now. No, oh, no shit, I didn't know that. No, I don't have a bra. All right, so squirrel moment back to what we were talking about.

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So many serial killers or offenders, they engage in forms of expression, of art to serve, like a lot of purposes. Some of it includes like expression of anger, um, a need to relive their violence or their you know what they had committed. I wonder how many people like buy stuff like that and do like rituals. I wonder, yeah, I bet there's a lot wait till I get to some people that own artwork. You're going to be like, wow, like some famous people you know what, go ahead, I'm going to go grab my phone because instead of typing, I want to look up the stuff as you're telling them. Okay, all the questions that we have, okay. So another form of expression could be a continued attack on society, a way to relive or externalize inner conflicts and a way to explore feelings that can't be easily verbalized. Some do it to gain attention To make more money, exactly but some use it as a calming art therapy to help them think about god. Oh, I'm sure, right, brb. Um. Some people, though, do find the art created by serial killers offensive and exploitive and believe it poisons the memory of the victims, but a lot of people are into this. Me personally. I wouldn't spend money on a serial killer's artifact, but I will spend money on haunted artifacts.

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She went to go get. She went to go get her phone, and it is downstairs. I'm going to take a quick second. I actually had to go pee. Well, I thought you were looking for your phone.

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I was like you silly, silly girl, it's right there, okay, so you want to learn a little bit about the famous artwork and the killers behind it? Hell, yes, okay, I know Gacy's on there, right? Of course he is the clown. He has made so much money. It is absolutely. Where does his money go, though? I honestly I'm not sure. I mean he was. He's no longer here, so I don't know. Can I tell you a dirty secret? Of course you can. I'm gonna. I'm gonna buy one of the uh menendez brothers something. Oh, are you're innocent? Well, they're not innocent, but they went through a lot. Do you believe that? Yeah, because they're rich and they're expected to perform at a high level. All the sexual abuse you think his dad did to him? I mean Both of them, I do believe it. Why would? Well, I don't know. But anyways, I want, all right, I want some memorabilia, all right.

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So this serial killer, his name's gerard shaffer. Gerard shaffer, yep, he was convicted in the 1970s of two murders, but he's suspected in over 30. He created a gruesome illustrated collection of short stories, and police believe that it was like his autobiography, a way to relive the crimes Ew, I know right. Crimes, ew, I know right. Um, this guy, danny rolling, aka the gainesville ripper. He made violent drawings mixed with his fantasies, with his murders.

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Here's one I bet you didn't think about, though whoa adolf hitler. Oh, yeah, because he used to paint landscape paintings and like, I hate to say it, but I mean they're good too, though he was really talented. He was an artist before he, I think I read something on that. Yeah, but anyways, I mean he's obviously a killer, a mass killer. All right, john Wayne Gacy, of course, probably the most Well known piece of artwork I feel like with the serial killers Is him, his painting of a clown.

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That is, pogo the clown, and that was what he was known as when he did kids birthday Pogo the known as when he did kids birthday parties, and so he was like going back to his memories of being at kids birthday parties, and he also did series of Disney characters. Mind you, he was convicted of killing 33 men and boys. Guess how much money he made while incarcerated off of his drawings and everything else? How much? Take a guess $3 million? No, not that much. $700,000? For an inmate, though, that's a lot of money. $150,000? $100,000. $100,000? An inmate, though, it's a lot of money. 150 000, 100 000, 100 000 that's a lot of people to be interested in artwork. That's not even good. Have you ever seen his? Yeah, they look like little kid clown. Yeah, I, I don't get that, but people get off on that.

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This one's interesting, this guy named Samuel Little. He claims to have killed over 90 people and he did drawings of every person he killed. And, yeah, fbi even released the pictures to help identify victims. And still, to this day, the FBI urges anyone with information about the victims to still call the violent criminal apprehension program. So I don't know if you really killed 90 people or not, but that's a lot of portraits of people. How do you remember? Because when did they all just kind of blur together after a while? No, because that's like their job and like their full-time job and their hobby. So they're like detailed, like imagine doing that for like a full-time job. You'd be really good at it, right, yeah, yeah.

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So we got the Night Stalker, richard Ramirez, that ugly son of a bitch. If I woke up and that fucker was on top of me, I'd throw his ass through the window. I'd be like to the window, to the wall. Bye. He looked like a rat person, I. And he gets so many fan letters from women. Ew, it's disgusting. You know he's scary looking. Yeah, he is, he's just got those killer eyes. Yeah, something, yeah. But anyways, this guy, eric Haller, he was fascinated by Richard and so he got in contact with him and so Richard sent him like a whole package of artwork and he sold it at the auction and it went so well that the serial killer kept sending him the artwork to sell.

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Ed gain, oh yeah, yeah, his expression of art was wearing human skin and making furniture with human stuff wow, that's pretty creative, though. Yeah, he was known for creating a woman suit so that he could become his mother, and psychiatrists conclude that his violence was only directed to women that looked like his mom. Oh my God, yeah. So some of the prices. I know. I said John Wayne Gacy. He received over $100,000 from all his stuff.

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But, side note, guess who some of his artwork is owned by? These are celebrities Yep, will Smith no Women or men. Men. Tom Cruise no Women or men, men, tom Cruise no, I think, out of the norm, a bit Like one's a musician, one's an actor, somebody that kind of likes the darkness. Oh God, there's a lot. Johnny Depp Yep, johnny Depp's one, Okay.

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And then Marilyn Manson oh, yeah, marilyn Manson, yep, and John Waters. Who's John Waters? Honestly, I'm not sure. A guy told me and I totally forgot, but, um, okay, so this guy, armin Mewis, and I apologize because I probably fucked up that name. I always do, I know I'm bad at that shit, but anyways, a little backstory on him. Um, I don't know if you remember this or not.

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He was um known as the rottenberg cannibal in germany. I didn't know that? Okay, so he received international attention for murdering and eating a voluntary victim In 2001. Who he met online. They volunteered their body Correct To be killed. So they first Him and the guy that he had. They castrated his dick off and they tried eating that together and then he just got frustrated and killed the guy.

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So, like I was alive without a dick, yeah, I thought you would die without your dick because it's a main artery. Oh, they must have known how to like professionally do it. I don't know, I wasn't there. You know we have like a whole. I wasn't there, you know. Oh, I wasn't there. I hope you weren't there. You said fuck, oh, my god. But yeah, so he ate like a large chunk of skin. There's even a song. I was telling guy listen. He did, and um, there was even a song written about this guy, about how your skin tastes. I didn't really listen to the song. Guy tried to put it on and I started hang out. But what is it called? It's called mean tell m-e-i-n-t-e-i-l by rammstein.

Speaker 1:

So a nail from the torture cross that this guy. I can't be serious with you, I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm laughing like a psychopath. Be serious with you. I'm so sorry, I don't know why I'm laughing like a psychopath. This is all so funny tonight. I'm sorry, forgive me you guys, but she's like he bit off a chunk of skin and I'm like what the fuck? This is really morbid tonight. Oh my god, proceed.

Speaker 1:

So a nail like a screw, a nail you know from the torture cross went for $399. Get this the rope twine, whatever you want to call it used to bind the victim $399. Get this the rope twine, whatever you want to call it, used to bind the victim went for $2,800. Oh, because they want to do some sex role play shit. I tell you people are fucking weird. Yeah, they are. Like, why would you want that wrapped around your wrist when someone died? Oh, just wait till I tell you what other things are memorabilia, oh God. So Richard Ramirez, a set of a letter, a drawing and an envelope set went for $500. Like anybody could have wrote that and he signed his name and it'd be worth $500, you did a horrible thing.

Speaker 1:

I don't think your artwork should sell for quite that high. Well, I just pulled up one. Yeah, what'd you pull up? Bid on Manson's here is $2,500 and the starting bid for for a Gacy of an Owl is $1,300 on murderauctioncom. Yep, but actually I was just gonna say eBay actually no longer allows the sale of the items or artwork of the serial killers, or even true crime items. They stopped allowing it in the 2000s, but there's so many websites that still exist selling these items. I it was like kind of going down a rabbit hole. I finally was like, okay, um, let's see so some of the evidence that's been auctioned.

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This guy, his name is angel resendez. He's an axe murdering mexican rapist, also known as the railroad killer, who killed 15 people and was executed in 2006. His fingernail clippings guess how much? Those went for? $2,500? No, no, lower than that. Lower your expectations $1,000? $300. But they're fingernail clippings. Ew, I feel like we're playing. The price is right.

Speaker 1:

I'm like ooh, let me guess I'm getting excited over here. What is your prize tonight? What do you win out of this? Ooh, I want to get manson's hair. Not for that? Oh, my god, are you like? The next time you come over, I have like glass boxes of like toenail clippings, hair wet or hair wreaths, a napkin with a kiss mark on it yeah, a cup with lipstick mark on it yeah, I have them all in glass boxes. You come back over and you're like I'm never doing an episode with you again. Oh my god, sorry guys, we haven't been together in a while doing a podcast.

Speaker 1:

So this guy, hayden clark, his earwax, is in a private collection and, uh, he killed two people. He was a dick. What'd he do? Uh, doesn't. I didn't look into it too much, I just saw like the artwork and letters he sold was like high volumes, like a lot he pushed out. How did he make so much? He wasn't even a known killer. Really, there's so many serial killers.

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Oh, what do you think about? Um, the skull face guy? Oh, uh, wade Wade, wilson, wilson. Yeah, that, oh, wade wade, wade, wilson wilson. Yeah, people are like writing him daily, women wanting to marry him and shit. Like I mean he is good looking, but like I mean I don't think he's not a good person. Yeah, I mean he's definitely not. You know why? His look is very unique, very probably someone you don't want to bring home to thanksgiving dinner. But no, you know what? His look is very unique, very unique, probably someone you don't want to bring home to Thanksgiving dinner. No, I think the whole face skull tat would give it away.

Speaker 1:

Guy wants to get his face tatted all up and I'm like no baby. Please the rest of your body, go for it, but please don't make his face. He wants to tat his face. He wants every inch of him to be tatted by the time he dies. You want to know what his form of expression is, of art, what you know? What he wants me to do the hanging? No, you know what he wants me to do when he dies what? Have some of his skin removed, his tattoos, and have it preserved? There's a museum that shows off amazing artwork tattoos that have been preserved. Yeah, that's what Guy wants. Oh, you want to go see your grandpa.

Speaker 1:

Come on, come on over, let's go look at some of his ink. Like, no, why does he want to get his face tatted? I don't know. What does he want to get on his face? Like love, hate? No, I think if he does it, it'll be the um, the Tribal. No, the one that only shows up with, like uh, uv light. You know, like it's Glow in the dark? Yeah, it's glow in the dark ink. Why would let's go in the dark Inc. What's the point of that? That when you're out and about and you're under that light, your whole face lights up? I don't know, don't ask me, ask him, that's a lot of money. Yeah, his whole body's going to be a lot of money.

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Is he all the way tatted yet, mm-mm, does he have his whole back done? Nope, his back is not done at all. His whole chest is done. But okay, anyways, back to what we were talking about.

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I asked like five questions at one time where'd you get this at? Where do you think I got it from? Yep, sure did Timu. Yep, sure did Not. Chimu, timu, it's Chimu, it's Timu, whatever it's.

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I say tomato, you say tomato. I say tomato. You say caramel. I say caramel, I say caramel. I know, so do I. But Guy says it's caramel, so does Paul. Oh, fucking, irritates the shit out of me. I know, I don't know why it irritates me. Oh, it does. Oh, my God. Oh shit, I didn't find any dick casts. No, mm-mm, that's totally lame. I would totally buy one of those babies. I want the smallest one, I want Just to put on the shelf. So when Paul gets me mad, I can grab that little cast and be like oh yeah, oh my god, we're so bad.

Speaker 1:

Alright, so another guy. His name I know his name is I'm gonna mispronounce this Isessi Sagawaz. He sold used chopsticks not fuck the chopsticks, listen to this shit. Sagawas. He sold used chopsticks Not fuck the chopsticks, listen to this shit. He was a convicted cannibal in Japan and was able to become an author, a food critic and a porn star, all while in prison. Damn. He killed a classmate and ate him in 1981. Mind you, he was 32 and still in school. Not the sharpest tool, so he's slow. Yeah, so he's actually no longer in prison and he regularly corresponds with murder abelia collectors who want to buy items from him.

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But I'd like to know what were those chopsticks used for? Was it rice? Was it maybe a human? Pick out the asshole, oh, pick up. Pick up the teeth one by one. What else? Um, so we got john wayne gacy's death painting, which I thought was just kind of interesting. It was the last one done prior to his execution and it was him as a clown in a casket, surrounded by the seven drawer drawer dwarves oh my god, yes, dwarves. Yeah, from snow white. I can't talk. That's funny. So you know what? Heaven's Gate is right, like up the mountain.

Speaker 1:

No, it's a cult. Oh, I'm thinking Heaven's Gate. What am I thinking of? I'm not sure, but this cult was from 1990. Stairway to Heaven, sorry, oh yeah, that was good. Yeah, okay. So in 1996, there was 39 members and the leader who wore, you know, all the black track outfits, the Nike shoes.

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I just want to play this really quick, though Stairway to Heaven's in Hawaii, where Paul was located at when he was in the Marine Corps. Yeah, and you walk up it, it's like a stairway to heaven. Yeah, and you walk up it, it's like a stairway to heaven. Yeah, yeah, fuck that. You know how I am with heights. You want to see that beautiful sky. I'll see it from the ground. I'll take a picture and enlarge it. That's what I was thinking you were talking about. Okay, so Heaven's Gate is a cult. Yeah, so they took pills and vodka and then tied bags around their heads and committed suicide on these bunk beds. Oh, my god. Yeah, oh, guess what those sold? Don't know for how much, but the bunk beds themselves were sold off, damn.

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Did you know that Ed Gein had a ghoul car? What's that? Did you know that Ed Gein had a ghoul car? What's that? It was a vehicle that he used to transport the dead bodies he dug up from local cemeteries to get back to his house. It was bought by somebody who took it to Outamy County Fair and they charged 25 cents per person to see it. But there was so much backlash from the citizens they put an end to the attraction. But the weird thing is is there's no photos of the car and the current whereabouts are unknown. But at one time somebody owned ed gaines car. Weird, this one's kind of cool, all not cool. Yeah, the artifact's cool.

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So his name is peter curtains. His actual head is at ripley's, believe it or not, and he was known as the vampire of dusseldorf. He killed, at least, but believed to be as high as 75, women and girls in the early 1900s, and he was given the name due to drinking the blood of some of his victims and he was sentenced to death by beheading and then they took the head and they preserved it and now it's at Ripley's, believe it or not? We were just at Ripley's, believe it or not, last year. Oh really, yeah, at Ripley's, believe it or not. We were just at Ripley's, believe it or not, last year. Oh really, yeah. Oh, you might have seen, I think. I think I have a picture of it. Um, side note, uh, as far as like art and like expressing yourselves.

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Charles Manson wrote a song called cease to exist, and then the Beach Boys took that song and it was called Never Learn Not To Love. So they essentially used some of Charles Manson's music. I think Paula said that the Beach Boys were kind of a cult too. Mm-hmm, yeah, I think we were talking about that a couple weeks ago. No shit, yeah, oh, no, yeah, about that a couple weeks ago. No shit, yeah, oh, no, yeah. And he said they're emo. Okay, yeah, beach Boys. Yeah, that's what he said, that they're emo. Really, you think of Beach Boys and you think of this wholesome, fun-loving group that's like creating themselves in the beach or on a pontoon, hitting some beach balls, having a good old time. He said that it's like backwards with that. Okay, he was trying to explain it to me. I'm like he knows like that.

Speaker 1:

You know, celebrities and singers. They can perceive any way they want to look, yep, singers, they can perceive any way they want to look, yep. And then finally, ted bundy's beetle or volkswagen oh, yeah, the famous volkswagen yeah, it's, it was in a private collection by jonathan davis. Oh, it's in a museum now. It's in, yep, in museum now, but I can't think of what band he was in, but, yeah, he owned a piece of his.

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You know, sarah and Richard, my cousin and her husband took a picture, I thought, in front of that car, oh really, they went there. Where is it at again? Uh, I don't know if I wrote it down, let me see. No, I didn't. I think it's in a museum. There's a lot in. I just know it's in a museum. There are there's a lot in Hollywood, a lot, I think. One of the places. Not that I have any desire to go to California because I don't want to fly and that's a really long drive, but if I ever went to California, there's a museum of death there and that looks like a badass place. Uh, I want I kinda did want to check out Zach Bagans' museum in Nevada.

Speaker 1:

I would see it. I'm curious. He's such a dick. But you know he's from Michigan, right, I know he is. I told Asa and Asa he's not Mm-hmm. Look, this is Stairway to Heaven. That's pretty, but In Hawaii, no, look how beautiful it is. You went all the way up top. Um, no, we didn't. So when we went um, it's always under construction, oh, or it was we went by the waterfall, like the water area by there. So still pretty high up, and then we went. Where did we go from there? I think the driving range was like up in the mountain and we were driving golf balls. That's cool Because I got a driver from Hawaii. I still have it, I still use it, oh yeah, so that is my segment.

Speaker 1:

If you could buy anything from any famous murderer, what would it be and who is it from? Hmm, I don't know. The Hell's Gate or Heaven's Gate? The bunk beds you want those. As creepy as that is, you're gonna put Jackson and Isabelle in there. Hell, no, I'd put it in a museum, just cause that's so like, not thought of.

Speaker 1:

But I guess I want something from the Winchester place. Yeah, because didn't one of them get One of them who killed someone in there, wasn't it Thud? And they actually went to trial? Oh, I don't remember. Did you watch that Mm-mm? Did you watch that movie, the Winchester? No, winchester, yeah, but you can't always go on movies. They're not always as accurate as history. Winchester House story I don't know if anybody was murdered at the Winchester House.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if anybody was murdered at the Winchester house, I think so I could be wrong. Um, well, we're talking about that, but now I'm like, since I watched the Menendez trials, now I want some stuff in there like some 80. Well, it'd be like late 70s or no, it was early 80s, yeah, late. No, it was 90s, wasn't it? Was it the 90s or late 80s? Look that one up, menendez trial date. Let's say, um, oh, yeah, you're right, 1994, but I think they got caught in 19, cause it takes like 3 years for trial. Yeah, menendez murderers. All right, let's see 1989. Okay, yep, so we were both right. Yeah, we were right on the cusp. The cusp, the cusp, that's a weird word.

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So did you who else? No, would you, who would you buy from and what would it be? Kids on new kids on the block? Uh, oh shit, they're not murderers, not that you know of yet. No, they're not murderers. But uh, I don't. I guess I would have to say I don't know. There's a lot of them that I could think of.

Speaker 1:

I honestly have no desire to own any of that mobilia like I would. I would want to start like a little museum. Yeah, I guess I just feel for the victims, like you know everything that they went through, and these guys are like banking and becoming even more famous for horrible things that they've done. But, but you're, but it's same what you're interested in it? Oh, absolutely, I am. Well, that's how they make money. No, because I didn't buy anything, I didn't technically support them.

Speaker 1:

Well, you're watching it for educational purposes, for entertainment purposes, I so, before I forget, I wanted to ask you guys, and you, how would you feel? Um, the last segment I did was on the Alaskan vigilante, and I just found out he's out of prison, so I want to see about maybe trying to get in contact with him. She basically wants to get memorabilia from him. I should ask him, but I didn't get to finish before that though. Oh, sorry, I want some from the Amityville house, would you? Yeah, okay, if we're doing that kind of stuff, I would definitely want something from Madison Seminary. Yeah, there was murders there, yeah, but, um, I mean, there's a lot of places I can think of.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I collect bricks. You know this, we both do. Well, yes, we both do. We split our bricks, okay. Yes, don't act like you're cooler. We have the same bricks. We do have the same bricks.

Speaker 1:

I collect bricks and I love Pet Rocks. Oh, what's your Pet Rocks name, abby? Oh, it's actually Carissa With a K, cj Carissa Jr With a K. Uh-oh, really, I don't know. No, anyways, oh sorry, anyways, oh sorry, that was an asshole thing. How many, how many, how many? Oh, I don't care. It's true, I don't want to pitch his name on a rock. Oh god, I think you know. Maybe I would name the pet rock. What's your sister-in-law's name? Oh, sammy With a Y. Sammy, I know, I would like a brick from like Pennhurst. I would like a brick from.

Speaker 1:

I don't think I got one from Waverly Hills. I don't think I got one from Waverly Hills. I don't think I did. Maybe I did, I'm not sure. Anyways, that's the kind of memorabilia I like. But you didn't buy it, you stole it. I borrowed it. I'll give it back. No, you won't.

Speaker 1:

If they ask, if they ask, I went to Indiana. I asked, asked them, and he was like that's so weird that you asked, we're doing a re-demo right now. So if you want to take the old bricks, go for it. And I'm like what's in indiana, indiana sanitarium, it's kind of by indianapolis, was it good? Uh, we went there only during the day, we didn't investigate at night, oh, okay.

Speaker 1:

So I just really checked out the property, which was really cool. Was that? Is that like that was a? Um, a prison. No, it was like kind of like eloise. Yep, I think I looked that place up. Yeah, I would love to go there to investigate. We should go. Yeah, how far is it? Three, four hours, oh, that's not bad. Five tops, I'd go, hell yeah, and we had the cutest Airbnb there, mm-hmm, it had a hot tub. Mm, it was nice. Nice, the house was cute, clean. We should definitely go.

Speaker 1:

I want to go back to the Roth house too. I've never been there, so I definitely would love to check that out with you. And they eat, or they eat, they eat human. What? Yeah, they eat humans. That's why all the suitcases are up in the hidden closet. No, they make you breakfast. If you want to do that, it's an Airbnb. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's really nice. I like those little Airbnbs, so do I.

Speaker 1:

What was the one place we went to in St Louis? Oh, lehman House. Yeah, that was cute, that was really nice. Mm-hmm, I'd love to own one of those. Right man, that was really nice. I'd love to own one of those right man.

Speaker 1:

Why can't one of us just hit the fucking lotto? I mean, I wouldn't personally cook breakfast or dinner or lunch for these people. Yeah, I know, we know, honey, you don't cook. You know you don't cook. I know how to make a bed. Oh perfect, you can clean bathrooms and make beds. Uh well, we'll hire somebody to clean the bathrooms. Well, if we make enough money. Oh perfect, you can clean bathrooms and make beds. Uh well, why Hire somebody to clean bathrooms? Well, if we make enough money. Yes, yes, all right, fine, if not, then we're the Molly Maid page.

Speaker 1:

All right, shh, shh, shh, cinderella. Rubbing those toilets In the shoe pit, saving my little toothbrush. Scrubbing the grout With one of those little. You got a whip, get to it. You got one of those molly face stupid with a bow in the back. Get it where you're at a stupid low bun. Yep, oh, my god.

Speaker 1:

So we were gonna run and do the suspect game, but I don't think we should run tonight. All right, go, go ahead, go ahead, suspect. No, we're not. We're gonna do it on TikTok and we're gonna post it. Well, we were gonna do the Danny DeVito one at least. Alright, alright, I'm running. What am I supposed to say? Suspect, suspect claims, like you should say Alright, so run. Suspect claims that if she was a man, she'd be Danny DeVito, my little meatball. All right, I'm going to get her back better later. I'm running, you're running, I'm running.

Speaker 1:

Suspect eats a lot of candy. That's why her little top of her bun looks like Willy Wonka. What about your space buns? Suspect claims to not like aliens, but always wears space buns like a 12-year-old. Look cute on me. Suspect claims that she has it together, but she has to wear diapers when she smokes weed or she laughs.

Speaker 1:

Are you done roasting me Because I got nothing for you right now? Oh God, we're going to go way too far. You can be like um, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck can chuck wood? Because I got butt teeth, butt teeth, melly. No, it's funny, melly, mel Bitch claims to be what do I always say?

Speaker 1:

Long, because I'm long and strong. She's five foot, nothing. And very Suspect claims to be nasty. Melly, mel, trick, nasty. Oh, trick Nasty, I'm sorry, not the full name Trick Nasty.

Speaker 1:

All right, are we going to do any more of these? Nope, you're done. I think we're good. I think I got one more for you. Oh shit, I'm just kidding. Alright, I'll be nice. Alright, you guys. So what were we gonna smoke? You're gonna make me smoke some kind of donut thing. Oh yeah, oh shit, I forgot that. Yeah, next time I'm smoking a donut pre-roll and it's got like a joint, that's like in a. I'll read it when I get. I'm excited. I can't even talk right now. I'm excited, I'm going to roast me for you.

Speaker 1:

Suspect claims to like to smoke sometimes, but two hits get her higher than hell, and that one's for Harry's sack too. Carissa got her so high. What a month ago. Yeah, she even told her mom that's mine. No, it's not, it's mine. I knew that was mine, it's mine. It says boo on it. I was trying to steal that nice lighter. Jackson put that sticker, yeah, so I guess every month she I only got to deal with her once a month now.

Speaker 1:

Every time we hang out you know that's how I know, because it's a new cycle of Aunt Flo Every time we're synced. No, because I always start after you, I know, but we're still synced, like it's known to happen. But it hasn't. You haven't linked up, I just had mine, yeah, so now you're after me, I don't know. Oh, no, that's right, because you're like you, better not make me start mine early.

Speaker 1:

Yes, when's the last time I seen you? Well, we just saw each other. What, what was it? Wednesday? We stopped over, yeah, but the last time we went out, when we used that Randall Nautica thing, that was two Thursdays ago. Dude, that wasn't two Tuesdays ago. See you next Tuesday. Should we do that tonight or should we? It's only midnight. We got two hours. Oh jesus, all right, you guys.

Speaker 1:

Thank you for tuning in and again, if you guys want to get a hold of us, you guys can email us at ghost sisters 2124 at gmail. Again, that is, ghost sisters 2124 at gmail. Also, if you look up strange, strange beyond insane, you can find us on any platform that you listen to podcast on. Check out tiktok tiktok. If you type in that, you'll see chris, so you'll see me, you'll see christina. Yep, the whole gang, the whole gang, absolutely.

Speaker 1:

And if you have any kind of suggestions or comments or ideas, please let us know. Yeah, and you guys, if you go onto Buzzsprout and let's say you look up Strange, strange Beyond Insane, buzzsprout will be a platform that pulls up. Go ahead and click on that, because you can actually send us a text through there. Oh really, yeah, they can actually type something and it comes up as a text to our. Oh really, yeah, they can actually like type something. It comes up as a text to our buzzsprout account.

Speaker 1:

No shit, that's what I've been asking people to do and I haven't really had. I've had some people on tiktok like want me to like tell their stories on here or something. But I would love, we would love, to start getting texts from you guys, like suggestions. Tell us what you did like, what you didn't like. If you want to suspect, roast us, you can. Well, I don't know. Yeah, you can't hurt our feelings okay much, because if you do really bad, then you can't sit with us. Well, move that mic, swing it. I swung it. Hey, anything you want to add. No, thank you so much for listening. Have a good night and I will talk to you guys next month.

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