Strange Deranged Beyond Insane
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Strange Deranged Beyond Insane
Haunted Competitions and Dreams of Glory
What if the key to unraveling the mysteries of the paranormal lies within your closest friendships? Join us as we embark on an exhilarating adventure through a gripping paranormal competition, alongside my manager and steadfast confidante, Kristina—affectionately called Hairy! Together, we navigate the thrilling chaos of the exorcism round, dream about a photo shoot with Rue Morgue magazine, and the excitement of potentially meeting the legendary Kane Hodder. From unexpected voting challenges to tackling fraud accusations, Christina's unwavering support is our guiding star in this supernatural journey.
As the stakes rise, our poetic musings reveal how the allure of darkness might just be our ticket to surviving a horror movie. Beyond the eerie thrill, we have big dreams for the $13,000 prize—enhancing our spooky podcast, creating a documentary, and taking an adventure-filled trip with Kristina—even as we keep my mother's surgery at the forefront. Through late-night strategy sessions and the thrill of advancing through the competition, our enduring friendship shines, bolstered by funny nickname origins and a superstitious nod to the number 13. We’re up against formidable opponents, including one backed by the former owner of the Conjuring House, but our spirit remains unyielding.
Amidst the chaos of competition, we proudly introduce the Macomb Paranormal Research Society, featuring Kristina, Kevin, Michael, Carissa, Theresa, and myself. Our excitement peaks as we announce our debut paranormal investigation event at the historic Crocker House in Mount Clemens, complete with live podcast sessions. On a lighter note, enjoy our comedic escapades with our furry friends, from mischievous cats to neighborhood antics, all woven together with laughter, camaraderie, and a touch of heartfelt support for Christina's mom's surgery. Embrace the journey with us as we mix strategy, humor, and the supernatural in our quest for paranormal glory!
Hello everyone, welcome back to Strange, Strange Beyond Insane. And I have Christina, aka Harry, on the phone. Okay, so I do. We are still in the competition. I say us because Christina is also in the competition with me. She's my manager, right, harry? Yes, okay, so Paul is very confused.
Speaker 2:Who am I? I okay, so what, what? What that last night, I didn't know what that meant.
Speaker 1:Last night, nearly or narrowly okay, so I am, so I'm in the actual exorcist round. Okay, yeah, okay, okay. So here's the thing, though. Okay, here's the thing I though. Okay, here's the thing. I have it pulled up. It says quarterfinals exorcism round. All right, there are all these fucking people in here.
Speaker 2:So that's why I called you earlier. So guess who I seen was second place who? Well, not in your round, thank God, because I almost shit a brick. The tax team, one of their friends and he's promoting it. I'm like, oh fuck, here we go, I go, there's no way we're going to win.
Speaker 1:But don't say that we're on the damn podcast. We have to be positive, Harry.
Speaker 2:I know, but so that's what I was saying, but still, but guess how far we came? Come on now.
Speaker 1:Here we are. Well, it's crazy. Um, I have a lot. I have a lot of people voting. I do have people donating, like everyone's been donating 13.
Speaker 2:I appreciate that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's great, that's awesome but so paul kind of like tampered with it last night. He was like I'm literally gonna vote or I'm gonna literally vote again down to the last seconds, and he did that's what I did too.
Speaker 2:I got called fraud. That was the worst part. So did Paul 30 seconds before I literally was down to 30 seconds. I did it right before that, and 30 seconds I'm like fraud, what the fuck. So I don't know if that went through or not alright.
Speaker 1:So if we win? If we win, harry, let's tell all of our listeners. So you're going to be my guest flying in with me. Harry and I will. We will be getting a photo shoot at the Rue Morgue magazine. We are going to meet Kane Hodder, the one and only the man behind the Jason mask.
Speaker 2:That would be awesome, Dude. That'd be so much fun mask.
Speaker 1:Um awesome, do that be so much fun? I you know what. I looked at it. It doesn't doesn't tell me where we would fly out. It says that we're responsible to getting to the airport.
Speaker 2:Obviously they pay for flight okay, yeah, they pay for the flight and they need for the hotel.
Speaker 1:They pay for yep, they pay for the hotel. We can either have two queens or one king. We're gonna get one king, so you can cuddle with me and I can annoy the shit out of you.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm gonna cuddle. No, you can't kick me, I will. I will punch you in the you already, I will stab you.
Speaker 1:You know what? Let's not go back there. I'm you know what.
Speaker 2:I don't even know if that was paranormal. That happened again, did you not? Mm-hmm, am I paul see? So paul does it too. Paul stabs her too, but not really, it's just in her mind no, everybody stabs me while I sleep. But shut up anyways, dude. That would be so much fun. Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Speaker 1:So are you serious? The fucking taps guy from the show is competing yeah, so no, the old um.
Speaker 2:It's the old um conjuring house. I thought it was. I thought it was um cody, like his, his girl or his daughter's uh, fiance, whatever it is, it's not, it's a, it's a friend of theirs and he's promoting. I seen him like what the hell? So he's in around the same thing like yours, but he's in second place. So I was like oh hell, no. So I went back on yours and I forgot that I could look at it. I'm like let me just check and see, because I'm like we're against him. I go there's no way in hell we're gonna win. He's not on your actual thing right now, but if it comes down to it, so am I second as of now again, no, you were fourth.
Speaker 2:You were fourth when I looked last time. So last night I played like Russian Roulette too. So I did like two and a half hours in and then I waited a half hour, sat there, for well actually. I waited like two minutes and then once again nothing Waited. Then like half hour, I set an alarm and then I set two more alarms. So I set an alarm where it was three minutes before the timer went off and then two minutes before, and then, because she went, or whoever voted for them to boom, boom, boom. So I'm like, yep, they're watching it, just like I am.
Speaker 2:Christina, I'm second place right now oh, okay, well, good, you weren't when I was, but that was like two hours ago.
Speaker 1:Okay, so here's the thing we have. Well, pretty much, let's just say, eight days.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I'm waiting until the end again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what Paul's gonna do.
Speaker 2:That's what I did last night too, and I stayed up until midnight. I literally stayed up until midnight. I literally stayed up and I set my alarm and I went boom, boom, boom and let them put again with a thought thing. But then still, we got you in there. You gotta win this shit bitch.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, you're winning. I'm telling you, Christina's my manager. She's actually the one behind this Like this is. This is her she's. She's like a goddamn dance, mom. She's like whipping me with the chains, man.
Speaker 2:I have been. I made another video. It makes and everybody else, even friends that I know of, like I have some people at work and they're voting for you too, and that's amazing and that's I love that. But I'm like that's why I keep saying pin it, pin it, pin it.
Speaker 1:This is a fucking bloodbath, harry. This is a bloodbath, I know.
Speaker 2:This is like.
Speaker 1:Battle of the, and we're all like paranormal, paranormal, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Oh Lord.
Speaker 2:No, it's so like nerve-wrenching, like last night. I was so tired but I set an alarm. I was cranky last night.
Speaker 1:I know, I know you were.
Speaker 2:That's why I was like you know, let me. But I set an alarm, and literally for the minutes before, seconds before, and make sure to make sure you're done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's insane. Like this is. I've never really like tried in like a competition. I mean I've had, I mean I've played sports my whole life, so like that. But like I've never like tried for like a competition before and it's just, it's insane, it's like adrenaline rushing.
Speaker 2:But it's like it's like adrenaline rushing but it's like it's stressful because it's like, oh my god, it keeps going and going okay, so let's just remind them how many rounds there report and then this was like so that's what I was confused about last night. So like this is like an extra, like to get back into the round, okay that's what I was in last but last night, so I ended up first.
Speaker 1:So now I'm in the actual exorcism round.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, thank God, Because I was so mad my things had fallen from my phone. I was like no, and I did it again.
Speaker 1:Okay, good, okay, so hold on. Okay, so I'm in the exorcism round. So I was in like a gauntlet round, okay so, oh yeah, I am in second. Okay, let me what.
Speaker 2:Quarter qualifiers, or what is it?
Speaker 1:called. So that means, um, like, we are like the 1% of, like the finalists. Okay, alright, dashboard, let's see. Hold on, let me go. This is so hard to navigate this thing. Okay, view profile. Okay, support Competitor. Um competitor, um, what the hell you used to be able to go to how many rounds there were exorcism? Um, okay, so I know there's, so there's this one, and then then there's Afterlife that I have to compete, and then it's the final cut. So there's been like six rounds and this goes until, like, we'll know who won before this, but they'll announce the winner November 16th. So we still have almost two months of this shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Well, like a month and a half, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's so stressful at the end, though, like it gives me anxiety. It's like last minute, like now.
Speaker 1:I'm like every time like makes me nervous so let's go over with some people's replies, right, all right. So Paul was, paul was um being nosy last night and he was looking at this chick um, the one that was above me for a minute with the, with the Michael Myers too. So one of her answers to her questions was the what? The last question is what would you do with the unlucky $13,000? And she said I'm 39 years old, almost 40. I would, um, I'm going to take that money and freeze my eggs so I can have children. Like, why would you freeze your fucking eggs at 40?
Speaker 2:well, I'd like to freeze mine, but that's not what I'd use this money for yeah, but you're not 40 dummy.
Speaker 1:I'm 36, you're, uh, you're 30.
Speaker 2:I know, but believe me, I want to interrupt you. I didn't look at all that stuff, but that's weird, Like why would you put that on there?
Speaker 1:All right, I want to read you my answers. Okay, let's let everybody hear. All right, the first question. They asked me what draws you to the darkness? And I said the unknown gives me a rush. I come alive at night. The thrills and chills in the dark gives me more adventure to life. And I did not realize that I was a poet. I didn't want that to rhyme, but it did, that's awesome.
Speaker 1:All right. Second question they asked me tell us why you would make it to the end of a horror movie, and my reply was Tell us you would, for an upstairs oh God. And my reply was tell them you wouldn't run upstairs oh god. Well, my reply was I would survive until the end because I'm extremely observant. All of the characters before me would be test dummies for me to plot how I will get out alive which is very true, better than running upstairs.
Speaker 2:well, running upstairs or not, running upstairs is a good idea too. Going out the front door, that's what they know. All horror movies, you don't run upstairs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, harry, okay, the third question they asked what would you do with the extra $13,000,? I could invest in more equipment for my spooky podcast and put some towards the Strange, strange Beyond Insane documentary that I've been brainstorming for about three years. But two, some money will go towards Christina and I's spooky trip coming up, which we don't know exactly when. We have to wait now to see what we do with this contest, because we're already going to be going on a small trip if we win, but we're still going to do something spooky. But we'll have to wait, right, and your mom, her surgery is coming up in December, so we'll just have to chill out. But it's okay, though the longer we wait, the more exciting. It is right.
Speaker 2:Right, we're going to go regardless. But yeah, mother comes first.
Speaker 1:Mother. She calls her woman number one. Woman, yes, she calls me woman number two.
Speaker 2:Yes, woman number one comes first, then woman number two. We both come first, but you know I got to take care of a woman.
Speaker 1:If I have to, you got to take care of a woman. Christina and I again have been friends way too long, about 20 years.
Speaker 2:Okay. So remember, when you picked me up when I was taking care of her last year, yeah, when you said, remember she was standing in the doorway waving goodbye to us, I'm like woman, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed, woman, go to bed. Yep, and because I herself and she called me and text me when she she goes, christina, I'm laying down in bed. When we went to the cemetery last last year, when you picked me up when I was still staying with her and I go okay, love you, mom, I'll see you when I get home, or you know whatever, and I obviously went home and left the door open and I slept, you know, in my own bed, staying with her, obviously, but it was just, yeah. So my woman, my woman, that's my, and she's second woman, melvin.
Speaker 1:So I'm Melvin Muncher, melvin Muncher and woman, and woman, and Christina's Harry, because her last name is Harry Sack.
Speaker 2:No, it's called Harry Sack, but yes, they mispronounce it in middle school. We never let it drop since then.
Speaker 1:Apparently that's where I got the name from, from you know, and I just want to tell you like lately I've been seeing the number 13 everywhere and I'm like, really that's got to be. And yesterday was the 13th and I got lucky because I didn't know if I was going to make it to the next round and I was so like I was so scared how disappointed Harry would be of me. I'm like, oh my god, it's like telling my mom I didn't make it disappointed, but I was so scared how disappointed Harry would be of me. I'm like, oh my God, it's like telling my mom I didn't make it.
Speaker 2:I was so disappointed, but I was so nervous too and I set alarms and I'm like, okay, one more time, I'm going to do it one more time. And that's why I watched the other person too. You know, just throwing a heck of it, you know, to just like try and see if they're watching it that closely and they were, but it's, I mean, that was that's. Oh my God, that is so stressful.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, girl, oh my God.
Speaker 2:I was just like nail-biting, I know, and that's when you said it. I was like I'm like it's fine and I set an alarm and I'm like I made sure for two hours. Then I did it for like an, an hour and a half or whatever it was, and then a few minutes right before, multiple times, like I said one and two, and I got so irritated with my phone it said my chase thing. I'm like, seriously, how many times have I done this? Now you're gonna ask me if it's wrong right now.
Speaker 1:Really, really, but either way, it must have went through so yeah, because I think Paul had to call the bank, or no, he couldn't today because it's Columbus Day, but it went through, so he's gonna I just had to say yes.
Speaker 2:Text yes or no? Was this you? I said yes, but I was like, oh my, it was after 12 o'clock. I'm like, oh my god. So I don't know if it went through before or after, but either way, you made it on.
Speaker 1:Oh I can't believe.
Speaker 2:One of the guys competing his friend is in the tabs group I was like I seen that earlier and I was like dude, we are so screwed right now. Yeah, but you know what, though? They're not rich, he's not in the group, but it's um the previous owner of the conjuring house, so he's supporting him yeah, but they're not, they're not rich, though they're not like millionaires, I know but the way he posts I mean shit. I wish I could post way.
Speaker 1:I just want to make you proud, mother.
Speaker 2:No man, I want to make you proud. I want you to win.
Speaker 1:Bitch, I am trying so hard. I know we really are trying, man, I'm like put.
Speaker 2:We really are, and I mean we mean nothing but good, and oh my God, that would be so amazing. Honestly, I didn't realize, like the whole, like who would get to meet. I didn't realize that's who that was gonna be. I didn't know about that.
Speaker 1:I knew everything else about the money and just it was when I see girl before we went out with the night, the day that we were going out to the cemetery. Back when this first started, I showed you I'm like kane hodder, the guy behind the jason mask silly. So.
Speaker 2:Oh, so I missed the Jason mask thing. So that's why I was like who is he? That's why I didn't realize. Well, that again went right. I told you, I'm losing my marbles, god well, yeah, because you're stressed, you work and you're not. Oh my God, that makes me want to do it ten times more, which I have, like I haven't already been doing obviously, but this has been going on since like the beginning of September.
Speaker 1:Y'all Like we're in the middle of October and then we gotta wait until the middle of November. Holy shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been a long road, but hey, you're standing strong, bitch, that's right. We gotta just keep going. And you got people voting for you, people that believe in you, and even as, like you said, it's not annoying that you're reposting it, it's reminding them I know I had to make a post today, though on facebook.
Speaker 1:I'm like you guys. I know this is probably getting annoying, but if you can keep voting every 24 hours, right, no, and I understand that it's, but it's not though it's.
Speaker 2:They make it go this long and it's other people probably like kind of slow away from it. That's why I tested it last night, that's why I did my um alarms and my reminders just to make sure, and I was like let me see if this person is paying that much attention. Yep, they were, and guess what?
Speaker 1:I boom, boom, boom right at the edge well, besides this, we have a lot of good things going. I know christina's gotta go to bed here soon. She does have to wake up at five in the morning, but yeah, so we did have to have an official group name because we are doing our very first hosting of a paranormal investigation at a location the crocker house in mount clemens and this is the first paranormal anything that's happened at the Crocker House. So our group name for and when I say group name, group, this is just like our official, like professional name, like when we actually go and host events, and it is called Macomb Paranormal Research Society. So it's Christina, kevin, michael, carissa, teresa and myself.
Speaker 1:Yes, and it's merged into our podcast. We will be doing live podcasting from there Now. They voted only three hours that we get there. What we're doing first of all, the main event is, I believe, the 25th, so that's the main Halloween event at the Crocker House. And then I don't know if you know this, harry, but the 26th is Michael made his goddamn Halloween party.
Speaker 2:I thought that was the day we were going, the 26th. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:The 25th is the main event on Friday and then Michael's. Halloween party and then the 27th Sunday is the paranormal.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I'll take off Monday. Oh, thank God, because then we can go out.
Speaker 2:Otherwise I'd be like I'm too tired, I'll take off Monday, Right?
Speaker 1:Hell yes, so it is Macomb Paranormal Research Society. You guys, we did make an official Facebook page, although we need to figure out how to make Christina and everybody admins on it. I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 2:We're not that great at that. Any advice anyone can give us I'd be greatly appreciated.
Speaker 1:I wonder if it's because I made another profile off my email.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'm not good at that, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'll have to have Michael figure it out, because he's really good at computers.
Speaker 2:I could ask my brother for a stop in it, but you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, we won't talk about that.
Speaker 2:We won't talk about the family dynamics tonight, no more. Yeah, no, we gotta figure that out too, but anyways, okay, so I'll take off that monday and you guys, please, in your thoughts and silent prayers, please say a prayer for christina's mom.
Speaker 1:She does have a surgery coming up here in a couple months.
Speaker 2:Thank, you, woman number one, main woman, my one, my human that gave birth to me.
Speaker 1:We need Mary to be around to at least 110 years old to annoy the hell out of Christina. And to keep tabs on her. Oh Lord, it's going to be okay, Harry. Everything's going to be okay. We got listeners out there. I know that they're gonna pray I know they're gonna send love.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, no, she'll be fine, she'll be okay, she has to be. Yep, she's very stubborn. She's a stubborn ass, german, ukrainian woman, but she does need prayers. So, again, any prayers I would appreciate.
Speaker 1:Thank you, and I do appreciate them, yeah and your dad doesn't miss her that much yet.
Speaker 2:So no, he doesn't want her there. Neither does grandma either. Oh yeah, grandma and grandpa, and yep, they're, yep. They said no if you had to stay with christina for a while we're not ready for you yet yep, you gotta have a woman.
Speaker 1:They're not ready. They're not ready for me. Well, what do you think, harry? Are we gonna take the number one in this competition?
Speaker 2:I hope so, but 90. So I'm kind of coming down and I'm trying to watch my slots and trying to be sneaky, which apparently isn't too sneaky, but you know what I mean it's like gambling.
Speaker 2:It really is, I know, and that's why I was trying to play it out last night. I was like let me just test the waters and you, you were in first place. Boom Within, it gave it 30. No, however long, I said less than a half hour, and then I think it was about a half hour-ish and I was like God damn it, she's watching it just as closely as I am Like fuck. So yep, it was a nail game and it's like literally last second, like thriller.
Speaker 2:Paul thinks a lot of people are going to get sick of it and just like drop out. I'm hoping so, but not people that we know we're friends, right, I mean hey.
Speaker 1:But other people.
Speaker 2:That's what I was hoping.
Speaker 1:Like I said, may the best man or woman win. Really, what it comes down to. Exactly that is so true, and it does go to starlight foundation, kids with cancer. So it is anything that you donate does go to them, so it is for a good purpose yeah, good cause, good purpose.
Speaker 2:That's exactly makes me feel better, even though because I was thinking you're like, oh my gosh, I keep doing this or that and I'm like you know what, either way, I am doing something for you know, good purpose too. If it doesn't go for this, it goes for that. Well, it does go for both Either way. But that makes me feel better too. But I mean, of course, I want you to win, obviously, but I mean it's the cause, and I read a lot on it too, because originally, when I first started reading up on it, that made me feel so much better too when they explained it. And it still shows up every time you click on it and tells you what the cause goes to. And I'm like that.
Speaker 2:That makes me feel better, even if it doesn't matter if you win or not. What I'm donating my money to, it's going to a better cause, it's going to kids that need help, and so it is what it is. Yeah, that makes me. Yeah, it's not like I'm throwing it in the garbage or flushing it down the toilet, I'm putting it to a better cause, damn. And I do hope that we win. But I mean again, if we don't, you know. Well, let's do it, let's say this.
Speaker 1:We've already manifested this, it already happened. We already won. Okay, we already won. Let's keep saying that we already won. We already won the competition. Harry, you are the face of horror. You're a horror face.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I remember when I said that to you and I've never even heard of this and I was like bitch, you are the face of horror, You're a horror face. And I was looking at him like I didn't know that and I was like, oh my God, god, this has been a contest for years. I'm like what is wrong with me? I had no idea. It's funny to me, like funny, but not you know, with the competition, everything it was just, it was hilarious, but I'm like, and then it just got so much more intense. I love it, though, but and I mean, you deserve it, you deserve all of it, and I will keep voting, and I hope everybody else does too. Thank you, thank you thank you, harry.
Speaker 1:Well, you have a good night and I will keep voting, and I hope everybody else does too. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, harry. Well, you have a good night, because I know you've got to go night-night Because, again, she has to wake up in like six hours not even, and Harry needs her beauty sleep because she likes her beauty sleep, and we don't want to disturb that because then she'll be really crabby.
Speaker 2:I still don't like a purdy, but it makes me look at least somewhat normal, so I don't scare the patients.
Speaker 1:That's fine. She still calls my clients patients.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm used to saying that she calls how many patients you have today. You want to say that oh my God, that's so funny though. I though you're not early onset of dementia. I'm losing my mind stop saying that, no, you don't.
Speaker 1:You're distressed right now. Stop saying that you're already crazy ass bitch, and I have one. I have a hundred more years with you. I can't do that with dementia.
Speaker 2:Now knock it off dirty, carry me around like a dirt in the bag. Dirt in the bag, why don't you tell them?
Speaker 1:about your dirt in the bag, not me telling the story, oh my God. So she watches TikTok video and it's um. What's his face from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 2:Um Jack, it was red and it popped up out of nowhere.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and it popped up out of nowhere, Go ahead. And he says after his friend dies, after his friend dies, he has this bag of dirt. And he says I got you in a bag of dirt, bag of dirt, bag of dirt.
Speaker 2:So the whole thing was. They played on TikTok, where, when my best friend dies, I need to save money. I can't afford to have a funeral, so guess what I'm going to do. Do, and it shows johnny dub jumping around. I get a bag of dirt.
Speaker 1:I get a bag of dirt that's, that's our joke to each other. Well, I'm getting, I am getting cremated, so I literally will be dirt in a bag and you know what I'm gonna haunt the shadow. You know what I'm gonna put my. I'm gonna put my will. You can only have a ziploc bag of me, so you have to see the bones and everything.
Speaker 2:I want to be gruesome okay, so I play with my dad, though I have his baggage, or he's not a bag, no, he's not a bag.
Speaker 1:He's in a urn. I want to be in a ziploc bag no, no, I want to be in a Ziploc bag on your entertainment center so that you have to literally stare at my ashes. Well then I guess I'll be all over your damn condo. Yeah, he's going to want to play with me. They're going to sift out all my bones and like be chewing on them in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. Oh my God. If I woke up in the morning and seen that, I think I would probably put him in the basement, lock the door and go to work.
Speaker 1:You probably would die Then. You'd be right there with me.
Speaker 2:Oh my God. Oh my God. That'd be so disturbing. There's something wrong with that animal. Sometimes he's been more. Remember when I was telling you I was worried about him. He's doing so much better, he's more alive, he's alert. So I think he just had a moment.
Speaker 1:Well, dogs and cats can get human viruses.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, he's just a little bit special too.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, that's why. So I got, I got. Well, first of all his name was Alaska. I named him. He was beautiful, blue eyes and he was white. Um, I gave Harry Alaska Sam and I went and got her the cat because Jack ran away, her other cat, jacks not Jack, jacks, jacks, jax, jax, whatever. And then she named him AJ for Alaska Jax.
Speaker 2:Because she told me I couldn't change his name and I was so obsessed with names at the time Like I don't know why it wasn't and I was telling my coworker this Saturday I'm like I don't know why, because that name I really do like it now, but I'm like I wasn't feeling it at the time. I wanted his own name. Chelsea is actually the one who helped me pick out the abbreviation so A and something else A dot something, so Alaska dot something. We went A dot B Again, threw the whole up a bit. We went Alaska Jackson. Oh Lord, christina is a crazy cat lady.
Speaker 1:She's got three cats, but then again. I can't talk shit, because I have three dogs, two cats.
Speaker 2:And my neighbor actually called on me.
Speaker 1:I know you crazy cat lady.
Speaker 2:She's got three cats, but then again I can't talk shit because I have three dogs, two cats and my neighbor actually called on me. I know you said that what an old Betty bitch. Yeah, I don't care for that, anyways. But I mean, that's my animals and Melissa gave me that one and he's still my, but I when he acts up. That's why I say Melvin, come get your kitty cat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's special, like me. What did you think I was going to give you? A smart cat.
Speaker 2:He runs around in circles and chases his own damn tail. So he got so confused. You know how his tail's black like Jax. Well, Jax is completely black. He literally was playing with Jax's tail and watching his tail and he was pawing on Jax's. So Jax's tail was going a different way. Oh, dude, it was going a different way. Oh dude, I was sitting there watching and my kid doesn't realize that's not his tail, he's playing with he's special like his auntie. Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1:I do occasionally know Shave Harry's pussy.
Speaker 2:No, layla the big one, oh my god, she is 22 pounds. She is. I told you I thought it was all the proof. Nope, she, she's getting a little bit chubby up in there poor leila had a knot in the um uh hair like a very, yeah, very knotted up lash from last year.
Speaker 1:She's a long-haired man man coon and ragdoll, I think.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was something else too, I found out. Yes, I mean bad, bad.
Speaker 1:So you had to shave her.
Speaker 2:It took hours, hours to sit on her, and for Melissa to use a razor it took hours and then you got scratched up.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and she's normally, normally, but again hours holding her down doing whatever she did scratch me. But I mean normally I'm home throughout the summer, but again for three months I wasn't home at all. I mean here and there once a week, twice a week, three times a week, and then somebody else here and there, and then in between that my mom in the hospital two months before that. So we were going on like six months, basically from last year. So she just let everything drop.
Speaker 1:This summer she's been fine After we shaved her oh yeah, she was stressed out because you weren't home a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, remember even AJ. He had knots, I know, I know, but I could cut his out, hers, I could not. She just ooh, but they're good now it just I mean, that was bad, but that was a, that was a chore, believe me, and Wilson knows yeah, that was a chore that was.
Speaker 2:We were definitely both sweating yeah, that took hours and I can't even imagine, because I was terrified. You were telling me you can't get it out. I'm thinking if you can't get it out, what the fuck am I gonna do? Well, I knew I was gonna get it out. I'm thinking if you can't, get it out.
Speaker 1:What the fuck am I gonna do? Well, I knew I was gonna get it out. I just at halfway point. I knew it was gonna take a while, but we did it. We gotta keep her shaved.
Speaker 2:But anyways, Harry. So she likes to sit on me now that she's shaved, though, she gets like like sweet. Well, but normally the other ones crawl my legs. She literally swirls herself in the middle of summer. I remember telling you she kept doing that. That's okay with me, but I think she fell shut. She was naked. She's usually having more hair. Now it's getting winter time. She's again 22 pounds. It's not very light. She lays on my knees.
Speaker 1:She loves you.
Speaker 2:I know, and that's why she likes to be rude.
Speaker 1:Mother is mothering. Mother is mothering. You got three children at home.
Speaker 2:I tell her to come closer to my body because when she goes on the knees 22 pounds laying on the knees, that doesn't feel so good.
Speaker 1:Oh gosh, all right, harry. Well, thank you for hopping on and thank you for all of your support and you mothering me through this competition. I don't know what I would do without you.
Speaker 2:Well, we have weeks to go. Honey, I know, buckle up.
Speaker 1:Buckle up, bitch. It's going to be a long road.
Speaker 2:I won't, I got it. Does it ever end?
Speaker 1:Well, just remember just remember we manifested it, we already won. Yeah, we manifested it, we already won.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we have to All.
Speaker 1:Right, Harry, I love you and I will be talking to you soon. Thanks for hopping on. Thank you for inviting me.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I'm a little bit tired, that's okay.
Speaker 1:We'll talk to you soon. Okay, love you, love you, bye, love you guys. Bye. All right, you guys. So that pretty much sums up this competition and, like I said, we have a long ways to go. Anyways, if you guys want to get a hold of us, you know you can contact us on ghost sisters 2124 at gmail. That's, ghost sisters 2124 at gmail. Um, strange, strange beyond insane can be found on any platform that you listen to podcasts on also. Also, you can find me on TikTok. If you just type in Strange Doreen, she'll be on Insane. My YouTube will pop up TikTok Facebook. And again, I love having you guys come on and talk, and if you don't like coming on and chatting, I would. I love to talk about everyone's experiences. Sometimes people on TikTok will private message me and talk about their experiences and want me to share them on an episode, so I love doing that too. But anyways, you guys have a good night and we'll be chatting soon.
